Jimmy Kimmel mocks Mark Zuckerberg with brutal Elf on the Shelf parody

'Zuck on a Truck' is here to spy on you.

12/3/2021 12:43:00 AM

Zuck on a Truck probably even has dirt on the Elf on a Shelf. Hit the link to watch the whole parody video.

'Zuck on a Truck' is here to spy on you.

You know Elf on the Shelf, that mildly creepy game where people set up a toy to watch over their children at Christmas time?Well, Jimmy Kimmel's thought of something even creepier. Introducing"Zuck on a Truck", a miniature Mark Zuckerberg who knows far more about you than whether or not you've been naughty or nice.

"With the power of Facebook's massive database, your personal Mark Zuckerberg knows absolutely everything," reads the parody ad's narrator."Zuck on a Truck can tell if you've been naughty or nice. He knows every website you've ever visited, every place you've ever lived, every friend you've ever made, every love you've ever lost, every schoolmate you've stalked — Zuck on a Truck even knows when you'll die!"

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