Melania Busy With Important Business

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Melania Trump has some very urgent business to take care of in the White House — and that business is Christmas

Photo: @FLOTUS/Twitter FLOTUS has some very urgent business to take care of in the White House — and that business is Christmas.

You might be thinking, Hey, Christmas is at least five months away and also not that important, aren’t there other things one could do with their time and platform? In this case, probably not; we already know that Christmas is one of Melania’s two discernible White House causes. When she isn’t building a wreath made of pencils for her anti-bullying campaign Be Best, she’s building one for the Baby Jesus.

 

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Sad to see that the Christian holiday of Christmas is a source of ridicule to the magazine because Donald Trump is President & Melanie is mocked for her planning but it’s New York so I didn’t expect anything different

Wear all the Jackie O riffs you want, pet. We see you.

LMAO really...well it’s the least she can do

It's going to be double ugly this year

Maybe the Mueller hearing was Melania’s Christmas?

Really? Lemme block you so I don't have to see shit like this on my fees anymore.

New design for Christmas 2019

What, flaming trees with Satan on top?

Christmas is just around the corner. To some folk it is very important. To the godless heathen assclowns not so much.

Better than Hillary and Pelosi.They just keep drinking and Billy f..... with bachelors.Who s best?

she's smart to plan ahead

Now that’s too funny!!! Laugh until the real Christmas over this one!

So do you think she's going to be influenced by Midsommar or Us this year?

🙄

Does anybody really care what she does? She is irrelevant. FLOTUS

Stepford Wife-needs to be rebooted.

Melania's Christmas decorations are the SiNgLe bright spot of this administration. I am hoping for a literal Garden of Bones this year.

More red trees. Bleach!

I expect nothing less from the HoTUS.

Vapid is as vapid does.

Awaiting for a FOREIGN DIGNITARY? WTF?

I can save her time. This is perfect

Wow. Thanks for this illuminating— haha, jk this garbage and y’all know it.

Nobody gives a F!

Time well spent👏🙏😂Well the country is either bored stiff or shaving its legality legs😇

She waiting for Santa 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

wtf is this?!

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