Bodybuilder Strong, But Now What?

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AMES, IA—Staring wistfully in the mirror as he flexed his tanned, oversized muscles, local bodybuilder Jai Dragovich told reporters Monday that ever since he became sufficiently strong, he couldn’t help but wonder: now what? “I’ve been so busy finding out how much weight I could lift that I never paused to ask if this is what I should be doing with my life,” said Dragovich, who added that even though he’d recently hit his target weight of 260 pounds and was down to 2 percent body fat, he wasn’t sure what to do with it all now, or what to use it for. “Do I just keep lifting heavier and heavier things? Do I use my strength to murder someone? God, I look so scary now. I guess I’m just locked into this never-ending cycle of weightlifting until I eventually die.” At press time, Dragovich had reportedly wiped off his body oil and left his home, telling sources that there must be more to life than just building muscle, and goddammit, he was going to find it.

 

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Get stronger

Now he must go about brutally mogging all of the soyboys

Pick things up and put them down.

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No pickle jar lid is safe.

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AndrewQuackson Implying the work ever stops

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Now.... into the fray!!!

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Now everybody asks you to help them move.

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Buy a big pickup truck and show everyone he is the alpha

Duh, now he can impregnate the female population and start a massive army with spawn just as swoll as him

Now Jai can finally get round to solving that global warming problem.

GoFundMe to stay so.

Now profits!

Now the smarts. Then taking care of emotions.

Open the pickle jar

Develop a personality.

Spend the rest of your days circling the drain in a never ending cycle of steroid abuse. But you’ll look good doing it! 👍🏼

Waxing.

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Work on agility, practice ballet?

Buy a real shirt

Knibbs Apply to The Challenge

Post shirtless pics on Tinder and when that still doesn’t get you laid, blame all women... ?

Exactly.

Could always try martial arts.

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Play Video Games and buy a shit load of anime girl's

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Getting wrapped up in a vitamin pyramid scheme.

Flex....

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Have mom take pics for dating site.

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You try to convince ladies to let you lay on top of them

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Clothes that fit?

Open pickle jars and ketchup bottles obviously. You call yourselves journalists!!! FEH!!!

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Then it's time for Judgement Day to begin.

Aw man now this one is pretty damn funny.

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“God I look so scary now,” said no bodybuilder ever 😂

He should go and push Granny in her wheelchair faster than she has ever been pushed before . . . . . She would love that . . .

Go to work to dispell the stereotype that people who bodybuild are stupid or Join planet fitness and mock people as they work out. You know either one would do.

Time for a fresh selfie in reflector sunglasses while driving and singing along to Nickelback.

Lots of fatties and donut boys in the comments today. Feeling triggered?

This is the goal in and of itself.

he gonna get shot by a nigga that 5’2 and weighs 130

Probably go to the hospital due to all the steroids

Get pissed off when anyone notices or doesn't notice you.

Ha, but actually bodybuilders aren't as strong as non-body-builder people who train in various martial arts, though they might be bigger.

This is inaccurate because as anyone who lifts would tell you, the day you start lifting is the day you are forever weaker than you ought to be

Step 2. Get bouncer job at local pub.

Now it's time to pump *clap* you up!

Right!

🎶 Is that all there is? 🎶

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Time to start working out the brain

Beat his wife

Maybe this

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Sometimes having a sick pump isn't enough for a bro

What's next? Now work on your skinny legs.

LOL

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Wear tanktop and tights everywhere

Onwards to solving the world's most crucial engineering problems.

Now he can take steely eyed selfies

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INSTAGRAM! Then what....

Try to grow testicles back.

now it's time to see how fat you can get

YMCA! YMCA!

Probably just yell at his girlfriend in public

Now go to the polls and vote for John Delaney.

Wall past mirror. Stop.

Start over

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