Photo: Kena Betancur/Getty Images Being a lover of ocean shores, it is not in my nature to fear the beach, but society has devised a long list of concerns, many of them reasonable: jellyfish, sharks, bad burns, the tyranny of people who bring their speakers. Now we might add feces to that list.
Researchers analyzed data from the National Water Quality Monitoring Council pertaining to 2,620 beaches, spanning 29 states and Puerto Rico, and found that 58 percent of the total contained amounts of fecal bacteria that surpassed the Environmental Protection Agency’s “beach action value” threshold, used to determine whether to issue a notification, on at least one day in the last year.
The report also contains recommendations for ways the government might spring into action, which, according to The Guardian, include “increased funding for sewage systems, protection and restoration of natural infrastructure such as wetlands and strengthened enforcement of municipal wastewater treatment.”
Wait until you see the measurements of the fecal bacteria in our public discourse.
People are lax on butt washing.
Guess I’m not going in the water anymore
No Ship..🤷🏻♂️
No news, huh.
please, ugh - just stop.
Not on the Jersey Shore tho haha!!!
It's a joke, obviously.
TMI
Shit happens!
Good thing I didn't dip my toes in the water at Coney Island.
Folks, I have a simple solution to this problem which is to chlorinate the Ocean
The poop is too damn high
That's shitty news.
Population Control 🙏 please.
cool!
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