Vol 56 Issue 14, Business, Technology

Vol 56 Issue 14, Business

Zoom CEO Reclines Back In Chair In Front Of Massive Wall Of Screens Displaying 10 Million Live Video Feeds

Zoom CEO Reclines Back In Chair In Front Of Massive Wall Of Screens Displaying 10 Million Live Video Feeds

4/9/2020 11:29:00 PM

Zoom CEO Reclines Back In Chair In Front Of Massive Wall Of Screens Displaying 10 Million Live Video Feeds

SAN JOSE, CA—Settling in for another day at the helm of his booming telecommunication empire, Zoom CEO Eric Yuan reportedly reclined in his chair Thursday to watch the massive wall of screens in his office that continuously displays 10 million live video feeds from his company’s platform. “So much to catch up on today—might as well get started with the Henderson family out in Omaha,” Yuan said to himself, as he rapidly toggled between thousands of displays that enlarged to show a Minneapolis advertising firm’s morning meeting, a belated Passover Seder in New Jersey, a group of old college friends reconnecting from around the country, and a pair of long-distance lovers engaged in an intimate exchange. “Before I forget, I’d better tell Cheryl to pencil in Ms. Stamm’s math class at White Pines School in Iowa City for 1:30. Don’t want to miss that. Oh, wait…here we go! That Swedish couple is fighting again. This is so great. I have no idea what they’re talking about, but they’re really going at it this time. Man, this shit never gets old.” At press time, sources confirmed Yuan had contacted Zoom’s general counsel to ask if he was obligated to do anything about the approximately three murders witnessed every five minutes on the company’s app.

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Chinese company? Privacy issues? realKyleOlbert B Can you zoom out a little? I honestly thought this was Yoda... Shouldn't a few of them be fapping? 'He runs his finger down his zipper, pausing before moving slowly back to pick up his goblet of beer.' Everyone should reach their dream in life. Is he the one that's been porn-bombing?

It’s funny cuz it’s possible Danny_2462 I’d say it’s his loss at this point This would not surprise me!! And since conversations are not encrypted, it could be totally possible! 'Show me only the ones who unintentionally run around nude in front of the camera, after having forgotten to log out of their large business meeting, to masturbate.'

SLIM1N I mean: The matrix DuffySoapbox 😂 shoulda bought stock 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Sliver.. Zoom CEO rn No need to be the CEO... enginfalan puahahahaah ...and sucks down some sweet Pangolin and Bat BBQ. Yeah I'm doing it rn I'm pretty sure this is an Atom Egoyan film I saw. Matrix ....🙄 did he mute his mic?

Zoom security issues like Zoom-bombing could be a win for Microsoft - Business InsiderZoom has exploded in popularity, but privacy concerns have dogged the relatively new app. Giants like Microsoft might pick up the pieces. Another passenger from the ill-fated RubyPrincess cruise liner has died of the coronavirus, bringing Australia's death toll to 35. There is a rumour that Zoom sent the data to China 😖 Multiple screens please.

Zoom Sued Over 'Zoom Bombing,' Privacy and Security IssuesZoom is being sued over privacy, security issues. ahappykayla I knew they was up to something It’s not hackers that join the classrooms, it’s the students that willingly give out their passwords and ID and post it online lol. There are lots of videos on this 😂

Zoom CEO Tells NPR He Never Thought 'Seriously' About Online Harassment Until NowEric Yuan says he is willing to make his video-conferencing software harder to use, if that means it will be safer. Zoom is grappling with a wave of online harassment on its platform. Then make it harder to use! Anything to do with the internet is going to have harassment because it's the internet. Better!!!! How Is the am stock doing today?

Here's the Deal with Prince William and Kate Middleton's ~Mysterious~ Zoom Meeting Name🔎 🔎 🔎

Zoom Rushes to Improve Privacy for Consumers Flooding Its ServiceThe Zoom videoconferencing service has emerged as a communication lifeline during the coronavirus pandemic. But the convenience fueling Zoom’s popularity has come at a price. 'We will try really hard not to sell your information to China' Why is 'privacy' always the last thing they get around to

U.S. Senate tells members to avoid Zoom over data security concerns: FTThe U.S. Senate has told its members to not use Zoom's video conferencing app due to data security concerns, the Financial Times reported on Thursday, even as the company attempts to stem a global backlash against its fast-growing app.