‘New York Times’ Pledges To Cover Biden Sexual Assault Allegations In Upcoming Crossword

NEW YORK—In response to recent criticism for their apparent silence regarding accusations made by a former Senate office staffer, theeditorial board pledged Thursday to provide full coverage of sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden in an upcoming crossword.

“I can assure readers that we have our finest puzzle makers on the job. It’s important that we’re careful to treat these allegations seriously, as well as try to find a way to fit the words “Inappropriate Touching” into a single answer on the grid. We’ve done our due diligence and reached out to the Biden campaign to comment on 18 Down and 46 Across, although we haven’t yet received a comment since they might take a while to figure it out.

nytimes And, CNN says: Larry, who?

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ReadeAlexandra nytimes And CNN too.

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SSandernista nytimes 😂😂😂😂😂👆

ReadeAlexandra nytimes Wow. Many, many women don’t find humor in their own sexual “assault.” Love seeing your name in print?

nytimes got them

nytimes WhyImVotingForJoe I'm not for 1,000 reasons but here are few of the most obvious: Because Alyssa_Milano supports him and she supports rapists Because he sadly should be in a memory care unit Because CreepyJoeBiden is a thing on Twitter Because HunterBiden

Tom4CongressNY6 nytimes 1) Biden: Rapist

ReadeAlexandra nytimes You retweeted the onion.

kthalps nytimes Funny, if it weren't so unbelievably ridiculous. nytimes NeverBiden IBelieveTaraReade

mcmansionhell nytimes This is a polite way of saying Tara is lying

eddiecarl4468 nytimes So awesome...

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flowermusickids nytimes BCAppelbaum everyone knows the Grey Lady is rotten...

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ReadeAlexandra nytimes WTF?

nytimes Was worried reality got too over the top for y'all to compete - Thanks for putting in the work 3

ReadeAlexandra nytimes I'm crying with both laughter and tragedy!

ReadeAlexandra nytimes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣....😅.

nytimes LMAO

mnmanofhour nytimes My guess is that political news reported by corporate media is established in part by its STAKEHOLDER's. I rely on independent media like the Guardian to learn of news unreported by CM. That's how I learned of Biden's alleged sexual assault on a female staff. .

Stephe96 nytimes ... funniest thing I’ve read ALL day ( Said the LEGGY Weimaraner on a Briefcase ‼️) 😉

nytimes The Onion is run by a bunch of bitter Bernie Bros. What a sad cliche they are.

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nytimes IBelieveTaraReade

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AdamBaldwin nytimes That's Babylon Bee level!

nytimes we are still coming to gropes with it

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nytimes Knowing the Onion previously spent eight years making Biden look like a cool uncle kinda dulls the edge of all their current snipes at him, regardless of how accurate and well deserved they are.

1GigiSims nytimes ...👀...

nytimes Damn if you aren't the most relevant news in my stream. I bet your truth %s are higher also. Keep up the good work.

nytimes SAVAGE

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redsteeze nytimes At least someone is willing to cover it Alyssa_Milano! 😎

redsteeze nytimes I just can't with The Onion 🤣

nytimes I don’t believe Tara Reade. Her story is fishy.

redsteeze nytimes Yeah, maybe. The 'cryptic.'

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redsteeze nytimes They should add Alyssa_Milano as well. Maybe the crossword puzzle will answer some questions everyone has for her and Biden.

nytimes Sad how slow this campaign is to react... JoeBiden was warned about this repeatedly by the BernieBros. If there's evidence to offer about TaraReade NOT being an alleged rape, it would be a good time to get behind it... Considering you can't get ahead anymore. IBelieveTara

nytimes Squared up the picture.

sallyhunt666 nytimes 😆🤣🤣 It's funny because we're all gonna die because these assholes wouldn't vet Biden before it was too late.

nytimes They will do anything to stop us from voting for right person.

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nytimes Gotta admit, The Onion is undefeated

nytimes Joe Biden is not a nice man. I worked as an extra on Saved By The Bell: The College Years. I was also a stand in for Ethan Suplee. Biden had a cameo and called me TUBS and sugar nips. I’m a human man w feelings and he bullied me!!

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nytimes pjwentz Looking forward you seeing your work!

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