Vol 56 Issue 14, Election 2020

Vol 56 Issue 14, Election 2020

‘New York Times’ Pledges To Cover Biden Sexual Assault Allegations In Upcoming Crossword

‘New York Times’ Pledges To Cover Biden Sexual Assault Allegations In Upcoming Crossword

4/10/2020 12:12:00 AM

‘New York Times’ Pledges To Cover Biden Sexual Assault Allegations In Upcoming Crossword

NEW YORK—In response to recent criticism for their apparent silence regarding accusations made by a former Senate office staffer, the New York Times editorial board pledged Thursday to provide full coverage of sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden in an upcoming crossword. “We promise this story will get the appropriate coverage it deserves, delivered sensitively to our readership as a puzzle that keeps the brain sharp,” said executive editor Dean Baquet, explaining that the substantial report would be easily accessible behind a paywall for premium subscribers to solve. “I can assure readers that we have our finest puzzle makers on the job. It’s important that we’re careful to treat these allegations seriously, as well as try to find a way to fit the words “Inappropriate Touching” into a single answer on the grid. We’ve done our due diligence and reached out to the Biden campaign to comment on 18 Down and 46 Across, although we haven’t yet received a comment since they might take a while to figure it out. As journalists, we will ensure that this pressing story will be available soon, maybe Thursday, but definitely not Sunday because that’s a big day for us.” At press time, the story had been pulled from the crossword to be interpreted from the astrology section.

New York Timeseditorial board pledged Thursday to provide full coverage of sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden in an upcoming crossword. “We promise this story will get the appropriate coverage it deserves, delivered sensitively to our readership as a puzzle that keeps the brain sharp,” said executive editor Dean Baquet, explaining that the substantial report would be easily accessible behind a paywall for premium subscribers to solve. “I can assure readers that we have our finest puzzle makers on the job. It’s important that we’re careful to treat these allegations seriously, as well as try to find a way to fit the words “Inappropriate Touching” into a single answer on the grid. We’ve done our due diligence and reached out to the Biden campaign to comment on 18 Down and 46 Across, although we haven’t yet received a comment since they might take a while to figure it out. As journalists, we will ensure that this pressing story will be available soon, maybe Thursday, but definitely not Sunday because that’s a big day for us.” At press time, the story had been pulled from the crossword to be interpreted from the astrology section.

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nytimes SAVAGE redsteeze nytimes redsteeze nytimes At least someone is willing to cover it Alyssa_Milano! 😎 redsteeze nytimes I just can't with The Onion 🤣 nytimes I don’t believe Tara Reade. Her story is fishy. redsteeze nytimes Yeah, maybe. The 'cryptic.' redsteeze nytimes nytimes Sad how slow this campaign is to react... JoeBiden was warned about this repeatedly by the BernieBros. If there's evidence to offer about TaraReade NOT being an alleged rape, it would be a good time to get behind it... Considering you can't get ahead anymore. IBelieveTara

redsteeze nytimes They should add Alyssa_Milano as well. Maybe the crossword puzzle will answer some questions everyone has for her and Biden. nytimes Squared up the picture. nytimes They will do anything to stop us from voting for right person. sallyhunt666 nytimes 😆🤣🤣 It's funny because we're all gonna die because these assholes wouldn't vet Biden before it was too late.

nytimes 😞 nytimes Gotta admit, The Onion is undefeated nytimes Joe Biden is not a nice man. I worked as an extra on Saved By The Bell: The College Years. I was also a stand in for Ethan Suplee. Biden had a cameo and called me TUBS and sugar nips. I’m a human man w feelings and he bullied me!! nytimes Read the article before you comment.

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New York sees drop in new hospitalizations, deaths keep risingNew York state saw a sharp drop in the number of people newly admitted to a hospital in the past 24 hours to the lowest level since the coronavirus outbreak began, a sign that social distancing steps were working, Governor Andrew Cuomo said on Thursday. Social distancing is working НИЧЕГО СТРАШНОГО! В Хиросиме, к слову сказать, за секунду испарилось в сотни раз больше людей .... At least some good news.

New York bringing in more funeral directors as death toll hits new highNew York state had 799 deaths from coronavirus in one day, its highest daily toll yet in the pandemic, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said the state will bring in additional funeral directors 'to deal with the number of people who have passed.' How many of them went out and went to movies after NYCMayor told them it was “totally safe”? How many of them caught the virus from kids who caught it at the schools that he should have closed much earlier? So many bad decisions at every level.

A Look At The New Nightlife In New York City During The Coronavirus PandemicWith non-essential businesses closed and people ordered to stay home, the city that never sleeps has dramatically slowed down.

California ventilators head to New York, New Jersey, other statesWATCH: California sends ventilators to New York, New Jersey, Illinois, Maryland, Delaware, Nevada, and Washington D.C. New Jersey Gov. Murphy: 'We will repay the favor when California needs it.' The Golden State practices the Golden Rule I get NY and NJ, but why not Michigan? We are third in total number of cases. When Californias Govenor Newsom says Trump is working hard against Covid19 that's making a statement.

Speed of coronavirus deaths shocks doctors as New York toll hits new highNew York, the hardest-hit state in America, on Wednesday reported its highest number of coronavirus-related deaths in a single day with even veteran doctors and nurses expressing shock at the speed with which patients were declining and dying. 💞✝️🙏🏻

Most New York Coronavirus Cases Came From Europe, Genomes ShowNew research indicates that the coronavirus began to circulate in the New York area by mid-February, weeks before the first confirmed case, and that travelers brought in the virus mainly from Europe, not Asia fk european So it's a european virus? So much for his brilliance in closing down entry from China.