Unhinged Man With Jackhammer Slips Into Construction Site Undetected

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Makes me wonder how dangerous a 'weapon' a jackhammer is.

Keep trying

Only a man with ear plugs can stop a man whose jacking & hammering. Maybe clothes his eyes because no one needs to see that.

Aka ghostbuster

And he got the work done, while the others ogled at the women passing by..🤘

Any chance to jack it.

Jacks & hammers before being chased by unarmed security guards...

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