Child Boosted On Shoulders For Better View Of Man Having Heart Attack

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Beautiful. Family Bonding

Not such a great dad. He should be teaching him to video the event on his cell phone

That's a great dad!

oh look the fools are dieing SRB

Bruh

“Daddy should he be turning blue?” “I’d call that more ashen son”. “Gee, thanks dad!”

'Gee, dad! I really want a better view of that guy having a heart attack!' 'Sure thing, just get on my shoulders!' ... I mean can you blame them? The guy was break dancing like nobody's business! It was an amazing sight!

BREAKING NEWS: Dad still wears a watch!!!

In the “good old days” it was to watch public executions.

Hold up, the child should be live streaming that.

New strongman event replaces boulders with children and strong men with middle aged dads with bad backs.

accurate depiction of my attitude towards boomers

Sounds like something id do.

family bonding has gotten weird recently.

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