Vol 56 Issue 28, Dr. Fauci, Donald Trump, Coronavirus

Vol 56 Issue 28, Dr. Fauci

Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths

Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths

7/13/2020 11:20:00 PM

Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths

WASHINGTON—Placing an anonymous phone call to report a foul smell emitting from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director’s home, officials from the Trump administration reportedly planted 137,000 corpses in Anthony Fauci’s bed Monday to frame him for the country’s coronavirus deaths. “We finally got the guy responsible for coronavirus,” said White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who cited police reports that found information on the coronavirus dating back to January on Fauci’s laptop. “Police had good reason to believe Fauci is the perpetrator of Covid-19 after linking him to past pandemics. They found hundreds of video interviews where he relentlessly talked about coronavirus. He’d clearly developed some kind of obsession. You know, 130,000 dead bodies don’t just appear by accident.” At press time, authorities suspected that Fauci was working with an accomplice after the coronavirus death toll continued to increase despite his arrest. \n

WASHINGTON—Placing an anonymous phone call to report a foul smell emitting from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director’s home, officials from the Trump administration reportedly planted 137,000 corpses in Anthony Fauci’s bed Monday to frame him for the country’s coronavirus deaths. “We finally got the guy responsible for coronavirus,” said White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who cited police reports that found information on the coronavirus dating back to January on Fauci’s laptop. “Police had good reason to believe Fauci is the perpetrator of Covid-19 after linking him to past pandemics. They found hundreds of video interviews where he relentlessly talked about coronavirus. He’d clearly developed some kind of obsession. You know, 130,000 dead bodies don’t just appear by accident.” At press time, authorities suspected that Fauci was working with an accomplice after the coronavirus death toll continued to increase despite his arrest.

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Fauci murdered Epstein well he did tell people not to wear masks I'd say he's partly responsible lol Not sure if satire The onion is going dark.... 🤣🤣 deny distract.. Fearless_Fred Well isn't this a great source. Have any evidence to back this? I wish. It's always the people you least expect. Will666sortof Please don’t give this corrupt administration any ideas.

Close... . john_sipher Oh, very mob like Way to go, someone in the Trump administration is now trying to figure out if this is feasible 😂 good one Democratic Cuomo and de blasio placed Coronavirus dead bodies in a big trench Thats no laughing matter Don’t give him ideas. 'At press time, authorities suspected that Fauci was working with an accomplice after the coronavirus death toll continued to increase despite his arrest.' Lol

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Trump takes swipes at Fauci, CDC as coronavirus cases risePresident Donald Trump on Monday took swipes at health experts in his government leading the U.S. response to the coronavirus outbreak, as his relationship further frayed with top infectious diseases doctor Anthony Fauci. The Republican president, seeking re-election in November, has been increasingly My Question. WHY his left Ear always have to be covered.. any one have an answer? President Donald J Trump is a bio-terrorist. TrumpIsABioterrorist He looks mad as hell.

California coronavirus-related deaths top 7,000 as infection spread worsensCalifornia coronavirus deaths top 7,000 as infection spread worsens Over 39 million people live in California in the meanwhile, Mr realDonaldTrump is playing golf realitychecks After WWII, i believe the UK started up universal health care, because they knew then, that they all needed to stick together. BorisJohnson RoyalFamily Other countries followed. Is the USA going to do the same now?

Adm. Brett Giroir: Trump administration expects 'deaths to go up' as coronavirus cases surgeNEW: “I think the CDC guidelines are really right on target,” White House coronavirus testing czar Adm. Brett Giroir tells GStephanopoulos, contradicting President Trump, who said that CDC guidelines for re-opening schools are too tough and too expensive. GStephanopoulos Hats off to the Admiral saying that Trump is Wrong. GStephanopoulos MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GStephanopoulos

Adm. Brett Giroir: Trump administration expects 'deaths to go up' as coronavirus cases surgeAs President Donald Trump pushes for schools to reopen for in-person instruction despite record-breaking coronavirus cases across the U.S. Sun Belt, Adm. Brett Giroir said to expect hospitalizations and death rates to rise in the coming weeks. While he is not a formal member of the White House coronavirus Cases are meaningless, how many hospitalized? No one gets Hospitalized unless they mitigating circumstances, age, diabetes, obesity, cancer effecting lungs or blood.

Trump, White House Insist Their Systematic Shitting On Dr. Fauci Is Nothing PersonalDr. Anthony Fauci has been a household name since the covid-19 pandemic gave Americans a rude awakening in March, easily becoming the most trusted member of the Trump administration’s coronavirus task force. But his frankness about the gravity of the deadly virus—which has killed 137,000 Americans thus far—and the measures everyone must take to protect themselves and each other has never jibed with President Trump’s ignorant optimism or his denial of covid-19&39;s true toll. Everything with the moron in charge is personal TrumpHasNoCredibility TrumpIsALaughingStock TrumpOut2020 TrumpVirus BoycottGoya