WASHINGTON—Placing an anonymous phone call to report a foul smell emitting from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director’s home, officials from the Trump administration reportedly planted 137,000 corpses in Anthony Fauci’s bed Monday to frame him for the country’s coronavirus deaths.
“We finally got the guy responsible for coronavirus,” said White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who cited police reports that found information on the coronavirus dating back to January on Fauci’s laptop. “Police had good reason to believe Fauci is the perpetrator of Covid-19 after linking him to past pandemics. They found hundreds of video interviews where he relentlessly talked about coronavirus. He’d clearly developed some kind of obsession.
(Dec 21, 2020) U.S. DHS: Today, the threats to our peace and prosperity emanate largely from China.
'plants' is a strong word here.
The poorest Onion headline I’ve seen. No hint of irony, just a “wudn’t dat’d be so fuddy” scenario
Very funny 😏
I was really hoping to see a picture of a house filled to the ceiling with bodies pouring out.
Ugh. RIP your writers.
Trump Administration😈 Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths
With an inexplicable pile of rose bushes nearby.
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Jaoheah Fauci's reaction:
There Fly corpses BTW.
Why does this wound like something that weird president would do
OMG! You are talking about the sane one during this epidemic.
One has to double check the Onion
Lol
You know they’ll do that
DrAnthonyF you're so busted 😁
This isn't real, right?!?!
Wouldn’t put it past Trump.
lol what?
175k
mehdirhasan 🤣🤣
mehdirhasan How is this even legal?
Demonpuppy Even with a bed that big my wife would still find a way to push me off the side lol
If you re-elect Trump that picture could become reality.
It would be funny except I wouldn’t put it past them AND they’re already floating conspiracy theories...
mehdirhasan FauciFan 👆🏼
mehdirhasan
😆 🤣 😂 😹
You guys are killing me 😂😂😂😂
Lol
mehdirhasan I saw the picture and thought, oh lord, Trump has lost what’s left of his mind. 😂
mehdirhasan Reported
mehdirhasan I’m still stuck on Trump telling the American people this virus is a hoax and fake news. Next I’ll get to Trump telling us China has this virus under control and he trusts them. Not sure when I’ll get to Trump acknowledging there’s a virus
mehdirhasan They should have buried them where the rose garden is. Reminder to all future presidents their most important duty besides constitution is to keep people safe. That’s why we spend $800 billion a year on military. Trump failed miserably & no money to save people
Good
Big if true. JBrosenburg
Until Fauci hires Giuliani, who successfully argues bodies were placed there by Hunter Biden and a team of Ukrainian Cliff Divers - 'If the speedo doesn't fit, you have to acquit!'
Please stop giving them ideas.
Welp more of
😂
Fauci, FDA and CDC are accomplices of more than 100000 deaths in USA, yesterday Guilead said that Remdesivir doesn’t work but opened a big hole in the pockets of patients , at the end died
Wish you wouldn't have created this graphic which unfortunately is going to be shared far and wide by maskholes.
I tHouGht oNiOn wAS suPPosEd tO be SatiRE! 🤪
🍮🍰
Hey, don’t give realDonaldTrump any ideas. He doesn’t understand satire.
I thought you were going to say Melania's rose garden renovation.
Dont...give them ideas...
A Generic Stack Overflow at FA:0C I0
The other 40,000 are in Cuomos backyard
No comment
In Biden Campaign HQ, live news reports that the virus can cause major skin deformities. Before Bide could make a on air recorded live statement, a staffer noticed someone had changed the channel on the TV and they were watching reruns of the Walking Dead.
Onion has stopped joking
Is the a Q site? 😂
Fauci doesn't have to worry about losing his bureaucratic job, like us little people do.
The onion used to be funny
That mask ain't gonna save him now 😆
Trump will have him in the guillotine before this is over...
He deserves it. Did you see that first pitch at the Nationals game?
LOL that’s funny
...the Trump version of The Princess and the Pee...
Now how is he going to be able to eat all those kidnapped Epstein island babies with Hillary Clinton in the basement of the pizza parlor with that mask on? 🙄 Right?
LOL Sounds like something the governor of New York could do.
that wacky CIA
Trump supporters will quickly embrace this as facts.. They are so dumb and laughable..
Don't give him any ideas.
Tell me why I thought that was Ellen.
STOP this callous MAGA THUG!
Conspiracy theories have been confirmed on this day
John_G_Willis
cmcshane12 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and a horse head
This is just bullshit, They better listen to this man and not stupid ass Trump and his followers
twhiteaz Nope this is ALL YOURS POTUS
AdamBenoist
Don't give them any ideas now!!
MarisaKabas 😂😂
RadicalBernie
Austan_Goolsbee Who reads satire when irony is on 24/7?
BadarAbbas
Almost thought this was real for a second. You never know these days.
I love you guys
WHAT😱
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I mean… It wouldn’t be offbeat for this fuck-wad administration.
MrAgentStrange y'all are eating the onion way too much leave some for us
TRUMP the stubborn
dbtsbass Bhen_13_ cvyIII
Nothing about Trump surprises any more...
K810Mt Tweet winner of the day!! 😂👍😄
Omg
He made him an offer he can't refute.
northernstar171 You spoiled their October surprise.
40,000 were in Cuomo’s bed
Omg
tommiesunshine Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Sad thing is I could see Eric spit balling this idea over July 4th fireworks.
Fearless_Fred Hey Onion, how hard is it to come up with ridiculous shit that's even more insane than reality now?
Demonpuppy When you have to pause seeing Onion articles because you have to actually take into account that as crazy as they sound, there's a 10% chance they could be true because they're less crazy sounding than real news headlines recently.
CREATING JOBS, NO STEM educatin' necessary!
cc. LegalEagleDJ is this gonna hold up in court
TomPaineToday Q gonna repost this photo like crazy
He was the main character if the news and he was lying so it just proves the news lies and lies and lies and lies
ouch...
DaveThillman Florida is a disaster! Just keeps getting worse! Parks have reopened. And kids will be back to school soon. Just wait? Mean while Desantis continues to be clueless. Just like the dickhead in the WH!
Slowly is become real and not satire under the Trump Regime.
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! And by him I mean Donald Trump.
Fauci murdered Epstein
well he did tell people not to wear masks I'd say he's partly responsible lol
Not sure if satire
The onion is going dark....
🤣🤣 deny distract..
Fearless_Fred Well isn't this a great source. Have any evidence to back this?
I wish.
It's always the people you least expect.
Will666sortof Please don’t give this corrupt administration any ideas.
Close...
.
john_sipher Oh, very mob like
😂 good one
Way to go, someone in the Trump administration is now trying to figure out if this is feasible
Democratic Cuomo and de blasio placed Coronavirus dead bodies in a big trench
Thats no laughing matter
Don’t give him ideas.
'At press time, authorities suspected that Fauci was working with an accomplice after the coronavirus death toll continued to increase despite his arrest.' Lol
macrodesiac_ Wtf thought it was legit for a sec
🙃
RezRezart God, I love The Onion!
Wang, Horby, Hayden, Gao warned 'human to human transmission,' 'risk of a much wider spread of the disease,' 'the time to act is now' 'A Novel Coronavirus Outbreak of Global Health Concern,' The Lancet, Jan 24, 2020. Dr Fauci said 'it's a very very low risk to the US' Jan 26.
rufat_zeynalli
Never forget - Whatever Fauci might have said was controlled by Trump & Co. who wanted Fauci and probably Birx to downplay the virus - Trump is silencing Fauci just like China did - where is the outrage
not again 🤢🤢
Be careful, you’re satire is slowly become predictive...
Don't be giving the MangoMussolini any ideas.
Don't give them any ideas😭😂
LesBowen Shit man don't give them any ideas.
john_sipher Shooting the messenger - a go to political strategic since Adam was a boy.
At this point this type of news wouldn’t surprise any of us
This is accurate
He doesn't need to frame the guy. Fauci was complicit in lying to the American public about the efficacy of masks. He really should be in jail along with Trump for causing untold amounts of suffering with their deception.
florian_krammer Barr's on his way to go see Fauci now.
what?!?!?!
froomkin What do we do with the extra 8,000?
LAW AND ORDER!!!
carlzimmer Wow, don't give his thugs the idea!
florian_krammer within the realm of possibility. -.-
I feel like some idiot, or perhaps several, might read this, and think that it's real.
Don’t give this dumbass any ideas.
That’s something they would actually do. Is this really satire 😆
WTH is this?
He predicted the reopening would be a disaster, and it's becoming one as things get shut back down. He's clearly a witch, how could anyone know these things? He talks about science, what is that?
What does the Onion do when Real News strains our credulity? Your poor writers.
I sued my doctor because of my leg being amputated for my diabeetus. He was suppose to take care of me and I’m suing him for malpractice.
macrodesiac_ Stop😂
This has to be true!
In a truly not well thought out 'prank' move, Crooked Killer Cuomo NYGovCuomo taunts realDonaldTrump by sending him a box of 'Ziti'...
That's some bed! Incidentally, has anyone asked around NYC about his early days with Fred and the Mafia? There's a body or two there, you betcha!
LesBowen FAKE NEWS
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