Vol 56 Issue 28, Video Games, League Of Legends, Teenagers, Ogn

Vol 56 Issue 28, Video Games

Defeated Player Vows To Log Back Onto ‘League Of Legends’ Early Tomorrow Morning When Most Teens Haven’t Woken Up

Defeated Player Vows To Log Back Onto ‘League Of Legends’ Early Tomorrow Morning When Most Teens Haven’t Woken Up

7/13/2020 11:58:00 PM

Defeated Player Vows To Log Back Onto ‘ League Of Legends ’ Early Tomorrow Morning When Most Teens Haven’t Woken Up

RENO, NV—Following yet another brutal blowout at the hands of his rival participants, local League Of Legends player Tom Sullivan vowed Monday that he would log back onto the multiplayer game tomorrow morning when most of the teens probably haven’t woken up. “Every time I start playing, I can’t go more than 10 minutes before some pack of 15-year-olds completely overruns my defenses and wipes out my Nexus,” said Sullivan, promising that he would seek his revenge by setting his alarm for early tomorrow morning that he could get in a few rounds before his first conference call. “It’s not just that they’re absolutely annihilating me in every game mode I choose, it’s also that they’re calling me a ‘simp’ and a bunch of acronyms that I don’t know. I hope to God enough of them are sleeping tomorrow morning that I can get some breathing room and push Ezreal past level five without being completely wrecked.” At press time, a visibly disappointed Sullivan reported that the South Korean teens logging onto Riot Games servers at 7 a.m. (PST) were even more unforgiving.

League Of Legendsplayer Tom Sullivan vowed Monday that he would log back onto the multiplayer game tomorrow morning when most of the teens probably haven’t woken up. “Every time I start playing, I can’t go more than 10 minutes before some pack of 15-year-olds completely overruns my defenses and wipes out my Nexus,” said Sullivan, promising that he would seek his revenge by setting his alarm for early tomorrow morning that he could get in a few rounds before his first conference call. “It’s not just that they’re absolutely annihilating me in every game mode I choose, it’s also that they’re calling me a ‘simp’ and a bunch of acronyms that I don’t know. I hope to God enough of them are sleeping tomorrow morning that I can get some breathing room and push Ezreal past level five without being completely wrecked.” At press time, a visibly disappointed Sullivan reported that the South Korean teens logging onto Riot Games servers at 7 a.m. (PST) were even more unforgiving.

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More like haven’t gone to sleep this works lol Moyst2 HaoCow 😖 Tag the hunk Damn you time zones! The European and Asian teens are also kicking my ass! don't hate the playa Those little shites This article is awful. I'm not sure if it's meant to be satire within satire of shit like the Babylon Bee or whatever but it is written awfully and reads like an advertisement for Riot. It just isn't funny or amusing in the slightest.

Catt_Mooper this seems like you Sinvicta Ew why he using a controller People still play that? Guess they couldn't handle the many dimensions of overwatch Whoa, Onion. Get some Zoomers on your payroll. No one plays LoL with a playstation controller. This is how COD works for me. I think I noticed that on COD.

What about teens in other time zones? 🤔 That’s how you re-set your accomplishment clock! Everyone is thinking it, but I won't be the one to say it!

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