Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit

Organizers confirmed President Obama has greeted heads of state from more than 2,000 alternative realities, a gathering of leaders that includes 139 different versions of himself, a parallel U.S. president Mitt Romney, a pulsing being of pure electrostatic energy, Earth-7491’s King Lyndon B. Johnson IV, and a hooded group of unspeaking figures known only as “the Council.”

The Washington summit marks the third annual interdimensional gathering of parallel world leaders, following last year’s summit in Stalingrad and the 2014 summit held in a boundless expanse of undifferentiated grayness.

In a smaller breakout session held later in the day, however, representatives from Adams, D.C. reportedly achieved a major diplomatic victory after convincing recalcitrant delegates from New Tehran to submit to periodic third-party inspections of their telepathic weapons program.

quick Morty that´s our portal!

M0 .not aJx.. Mmm, . N . . John . . .

C . ...m s.o. mmny... n

I wanna meet the limttle fella in the red tie

. maybe it wasnt Washington then

is that Administrator Breen I see?

This is how you lose Followers

How long before this becomes reality?

Thats a lot of interdimensional drone strikes

Obamashallah

To live in a world where a parrot or Field Marshal Dukakis were in charge...

the tan suit, what a missed opportunity

The yellow guy in the red tie just repeats back what you say. And there’s something off about Angela Merkel in this dimension that I just can’t put my finger on.

Trump already trying to get dirt on Biden from the parallel universe....

Is that BarackObama? Nah, that would be ridiculous pfffff

I don't know what parallel Trumps are like, I just know that we have the worst possible iteration.

Don’t let that tie fool you, the birds a war criminal.

Happy to see the ambassador from Fart's universe making the effort to work with carbon-based lifeforms for once

so many obamas

The, uh, Duke is... an inspired inclusion. 😜

For a second I thought one is just Obama but taller.

The summit couldn’t wait on the outcome of the impeachment of President Donald Abagodix?

General Obama!

Why the fuck are people actually making this political?

DU... DU-KAK... DU-KAK-IS... DU-KAK-IS...

How about “Trump Declares Victory Over Social Security Insolvency Due To COVID-19 Deaths”?

fifty shades of obama

Who's the rat face?

sadly this one was out saving his world from sack of stupid dipped in liquid racism and cheese:

I hate Parrot People. This dimension would be better without em'! I say we take all the parrot people, lock them up in a cage, send them back to their dimension, and blow it up halfway.

I didn’t care for the blacks so I likely won’t care for the blues either ,,,, wonderful more folks after my hard earned Medicaid with their socialist ideas

Not again!

United States Latest News, United States Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

China lawmakers gather as doubts swirl over pandemic safetyChina is convening its biggest political gathering and President Donald Trump says he is considering holding the Group of Seven summit in June as doubts simmer over how safe is safe enough with the pandemic still not under control. G7 members should boycott the summit. China doesn’t have the pandemic under control?
Source: AP - 🏆 728. / 51 Read more »

Trump says he's considering holding G-7 meeting at Camp DavidPresident Donald Trump said Wednesday he's considering holding a meeting of world leaders at Camp David, after previously making it a video teleconference.... lol nobody would join hydroxy boy. It will be fun to see who’s going to show up in person.
Source: MarketWatch - 🏆 3. / 97 Read more »

Here's what pop culture says about parallel universes amid NASA headlinesThe idea of multiple universes has yet to be proven.
Source: Newsweek - 🏆 468. / 52 Read more »

Drybar salon announces client temperature checks, virtual check-ins and required face coverings upon reopeningHigh touchpoints will be constantly disinfected, face coverings will be worn by employees and customers, there will be social distancing measures, and a limited amount of appointment-only clients will be serviced. Glad all the precautions are taken the best of luck Shit like this is definitely going to make prices go up e everywhere Doesn’t sound like a place I’d patronize
Source: ABC - 🏆 471. / 51 Read more »

Drybar salon announces client temperature checks, virtual check-ins and required face coverings upon reopeningAs hair salons begin to reopen after being closed due to COVID-19-related restrictions, Drybar has released the company's plans for doing so safely in select markets. 'We don't take this lightly and we want to make sure everyone feels comfortable coming back to our shops as soon as they
Source: YahooNews - 🏆 380. / 59 Read more »