Vol 56 Issue 20, Europe, Soccer

Vol 56 Issue 20, Europe

German Soccer League Simulates Presence Of Fans By Pumping Racial Slurs Into Stadiums

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5/21/2020 11:14:00 PM

German Soccer League Simulates Presence Of Fans By Pumping Racial Slurs Into Stadiums

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TiloJung I don't get it TiloJung Not during a match with werderbremen TiloJung Lets have a look at the exact stadium in the picture :D More like Italy john_sipher When Egypt predicted COVID. But still accepted Yuan in the Suez. 😂😂😂 john_sipher Think you are talking about England, Spain and Italy, not Germany.

let me guess the game got suspended after 15 minutes because of racial slurs and remotely operated firework launchers. That’s gonna be a yikes from me onion Wie Sie an meiner Sprache erkennen können, bin ich ein deutscher Fußballfan oder ein freiheitsliebender Patriot-Fußballfan, und das ist zu 100% wahr

U pricks If you were trying to be on the mark,you should’ve said Italy. utahjazz perfect people are getting upset in the comments because it's inaccurate, it's another onion zinger! I dont get it For real, tho...... Should have picked another club for the picture. Werder is as left and tolerant as they come. Werder lebenslanggruenweiss FCKNZS

this joke doesn't work on any level, figure it oot. Unless you can see the hate in their eyes, it's just not the same. What narrow demographic both has a.) a knowledge of racism in certain European football settings and b.) absolutely no ability to distinguish between countries in europe It’s fascinating

Dark humor. would’ve worked better if it said “Italian”. also the word soccer makes me want to kill myself You should delete this because you don't know what you're talking about. Strike German and insert Italian. 😅 .I thought it read “stimulates”. That would’ve been... stimulating VerducciVinnie You misspelled “Italy”.

Italian Leagues: Edgy would have worked better with the Italian league, poor zinger Spain or England would have been much, much more accurate. You spelled 'Italian' wrong This is why I don't play FIFA, it's just too unrealistic... LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Dude Germany has the least racism of any European top flight league, this makes no sense to football fans. At least pick Belarus or something

Presence of UK fans** This would have been better if a more likely country than Germany was selected. 6/10. ZING!

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Premier League Soccer Stars Refuse to Practice Amid COVID-19 PandemicThis week, the Premier League took its first step toward getting back to the game by having clubs start small group training. However, not everyone is happy about the return. Pussies

South Korean Soccer Team Used Sex Dolls To Fill Empty StadiumFC Seoul said it meant 'to add some fun in the no-spectator match,' but ended up apologizing.