National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’

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NEW YORK—Calling the hiring practice “inexcusable” during a presentation at the organization’s annual retreat, the National Association of Corpses—a non-profit aimed at the promotion of cadavers and cadaver-related causes—expressed their outrage Tuesday at still-living actors being cast in the roles of dead bodies on…

NEW YORK—Calling the hiring practice “inexcusable” during a presentation at the organization’s annual retreat, the National Association of Corpses—a non-profit aimed at the promotion of cadavers and cadaver-related causes—expressed their outrage Tuesday at still-living actors being cast in the roles of dead bodies on series such as.

“Nearly every day, we see deceased Americans losing out on parts in police procedurals to living, breathing actors who have no firsthand experience with what it’s like to lie immobile on a cold slab while a mortician embalms your abdominal cavity,” said NAC President Vincent Harrison, one of dozens of the organization’s visibly rotting leaders who lay immobile behind a podium or sprawled out on the stage with protest signs reading “Unliving Doesn’t Mean Unimportant” and “Represent Lifeless...

 

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I was an extra in the movie Coma, well that’s what my ex called me anyways. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm with the NAOC. Some of those folks are dying for roles like that.

🤣🤣🤣

So awful that makes it awful hilarious!

DerrickJWyatt If Reg Shoe existed in Roundworld...

Demand that proper casting for these parts be far more rigor-ous, in the future.

i feel like our union reps aren't doing anything.

They really should pay the dead more, and have better health insurance.

All requests for interviews have been met with silence.

This is an outrage!

I’m dead at “National Association of Corpses” 😂😂

Well, you can't call them 'woke'

I feel like this is targeting people who speak out for inclusion and representation in the entertainment industry, a group that deserves your support instead of your ridicule. Do better Onion.

I think, the article meant 'mostly dead actors' and NOT 'still-living actors' like the one from Princess Bride

I've been dying to get into that Union.

It's cultural appropriation and I won't stand for it

The one time I got stiff on camera, it got edited out

Lmfao

Prepare to be cancelled, Onion.

it's obvious how biased the casing is and yet nobody until now had spoken out against it, I'm glad that we still have news sources like TheOnion that have integrity

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That's cause the dead ones stink.

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