Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

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"Unravelling this singular psychological event makes for a tremendous challenge for the trained therapist," said Wasserbaum, who is attempting to reconstruct the basics of the incident, believed to be the least epiphanic moment of self-discovery in the annals of modern medicine. "In fact, some might even say a challenge so daunting as to be hopeless."Dempsey's discovery and subsequent loss of the hope is believed to have begun at approximately 8 a.m.

Upon returning to his squalid one-room flat that evening, however, Dempsey discovered that the letter was actually a notice from German authorities informing him that the friend had died in a fire and asking assistance in locating his relatives. The only reason Dempsey was sent the letter, sources said, was that his name was the only legible words from a charred college yearbook unearthed in the ash and rubble of the tragic blaze.

is this you? gurdubuim

Yep, that's me.

over_kaffeinate 😂😂

DARUSSIANBADGER remember this meme from one of your vids

2020 be like

Meh. Hope is like Dope, an illusion, an abstract idea, an emotionality, a dream, a non-real imaginary fantasy of internal chemical & electric flucuations in the brain. 🙃

This

oneunderscore__ Why does make me cry today 😂😂😭😭

Jake_Feeman I love how literally no matter when this shows up on my timeline I’m just like yea ❤️

O...k?

LMAFOOOO I AM MAN.

The onion has done a profile of THElschlos ‘s fantasy squad. Must read

LouisaLevine7 Wow, Louisa. How did you know I would feel this way today?

mitchkharris this made me chuckle sadly

This was tweeted on my birthday and it's honestly perfect

too real

BrowneyBrowne

this photo of me is weird

Haha..?

heckyessica This is everyone on the left today

Wow. Just, wow.

Sums up my 2020.

ManUtd

Everyone in 2020:

Eh?

the onion rly saw the future with this one

God damnit man.... the onion dont miss haha

Haven’t had hope since March 2016😁😁😁

too close to home 😕

OrleansCamille So when did Nostradamus start working at the Onion?

He was looking deep within himself when we all know hope floats.

'A young Christopher Lloyd waits to be called in to audition for Taxi.'

Why am I in this article?

Well this is an old one

Inspiring

Cha0ticQu33r Now do the gender swapped one

Bitch i buried all hope in 1971

Life unfolds beautifully sometimes

This isn't satire anymore

Amanst3r this happens to me on the daily.

That couch is uglier than The Onion's sense of humor. TheOnionSucks

Wasnt this posted before?

hell yeah joegarden

It me.

The good thing is that he is in therapy. Once hope is gone, it's all over. Unless therapy will work eventually.

juliareinstein I give you credit, . When the real news seems to be lifted from your pages, you still manage some savage work.

juliareinstein Dig deep.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOLOL 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

I do hope, for hope sake alone, that his hope in the hope that he hoped he had is replaced, hopefully by more hope than he hoped he every hopefully hoped he had.

this is so deeply profound that it has levels it doesn't even know it has and couldn't even articulate if it did know

2020 in a nutshell

Me

So, hope is like the gas tank in my Kia Rio?

You all are incredible

I feel attacked

Me playing Danganronpa.

Well this one is just a meme, nothing to see here =/

they writing articles bout me now?

I have more facial hair so I am 1 up on this guy.

me every morning

joegarden is the original Local Man.

Coach always said to give 110%.

LouisPrice2 This you? 'this so-called 'hopeless' man actually still had one infinitesimally small shred of hope, which he became aware of in the process of losing said last shred of hope'

I feel seen

Is this joegarden?

Ever day is filled with new hope to lose

GriffLightning

Close to home

man who thought he'd lost all hope annoyed at finding around his apartment little bits of hope that his ex didn't take with her

Haha, what a nebbish!

'What the hell was that!' exclaimed the hopeless man as he sat down, squishing the the newly arrived guardian angel that lived in his back pocket.

I like that this pic is low quality.

I think I preferred the Onion when it did humour

Me af

toomanycords

asslexander Did you give them permission to use your picture?

SocialistMMA Me IRL

He found out he was a Lancastrian?

Bollocks he's a spitting image of my husband

Ahaha fuck

Who's been spying on me?

Is this funny because it's true? 😿,😹,😺...😿

A lovely photo of joegarden!

and if it weren't for bad luck, no doubt he'd have no luck at all

2020 in a nut shell.

Finally. I am seen.

Life's like that.

TheMitchellMcK is this you?

◻️It’s inappropriate ◻️It’s spam ☑️ I’m in this post and I don’t like it

Tell him to wait until Nov 4.

2020 in a nutshell.

I just really wanted there to be enough cream left in the carton for my coffee is all

That sums up 2020 for me

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