Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

NEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrate.

We try to attend their meetings to get them to unwittingly work on our behalf, but half the time no one shows up but the undercover agents, and the other half of the time the meetings are so confusing it’s impossible to follow what they’re actually trying to do. We also tried to sow division in their ranks to ensure that they couldn’t become powerful, but that didn’t work because these people already all fucking hate each other.

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Aren't you supposed to be posting satire?

Veeren_Jubbal

bethbourdon Uh oh, they're on to us.

ryangrim Is this your way of avoiding a comment on your buddy nomikikonst parachuting in to run against a better left candidate Gonzalez4NY and in the end helping another Crowley get elected. It’s weird because you were all in on calling out Maloney for doing the same thing. Weird.

brianhioe 🙃😫😂

Lmaoo

AnonOpsSE 😆

this is the one. 😩

EoinHiggins_ True.

mjlwry Worked for the Russians tho. Turned out a large part of 'anti-imperial left' was an FSB psy-op all along.

Hahahahahahaha I love the onion 🧅

AnonOpsSE It’s impoertant for people to know that The Onion is a parody channel. Please don’t use this as a source of misinformation. You’ll look very stupid if you do 😉😉

Zheega123 Oh no

Ok they got us with this one

9mmballpoint Finally our in-fighting breaks in our favor!

This is just that homeland security report on pdx

MaxJacobsCFA Wait

ContraPoints warned us about it

... ... ... oh God, The Onion's correct on the facts again...

PunishedNick I read an article about FBI failing to infiltrate an anarchist group and the difficulty they had was that no one in the FBI wants to read Deleuze.

For real though. It begins with the fact that most people can't even define what Left Wing even is.

lol

Brilliant

left-wing groups are smart af then

Sent me

Anna is a stool pigeon -Tom Gabel…..

MikePerryavatar FBI bugs left wing group but can't understand what they're arguing about.

True all leftists in America do is argue about China or Cuba

hrishisolunke obladioblada987

Yeah

not me retweeting the onion

This is so true. Why is tribalism beating merit?

That's literally how anonymous operates

literaryebooks 😂😆

ouch

is CIA

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Whos the writer from star trek that is working with the onion now?

LOL

reddit?

Isn't that all of them?!?

Where's the satire

The FBI disbanded its own leftist disruption division after they found out that leftists are better at destroying leftists movements than they are.

Group not a cult

Headline of the year!

See also “The Democrats”

What's hilarious is this is apparently real. The FBI apparently approached a few right win personalities because they managed to gain entry into some ANTIFA groups and wanted to know how they did it.

Hahaha

Where’s the joke?

Wait this is just actual reporting

Too real.

Truth! That why when people say the election was stolen.. I mean come on, this party is far to unorganized and weak wristed to pull something like that off lol

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