Yet the law says male Domestic violence offenders cant own or carry arms to protect himself in this gun violent nation..Which is pure B S
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
cdashiell Whoooof. 😵💫💨 Gut punch of truthiness.
skyler_higley Did you write this one? Because it's tremendous.
Noooooo 😆
magicantian Banger
it's alright, she was no angel
😳
Grtseeker A good habit Mr. Officer!
you forgot the satire
40% of cops didn't think this was funny. The other 60% just stood by in silence.
Oh WOW.
Amber heard is starting an only fans 😱😱🤣🤣
God, you guys still got it.
Holy FUCK onion.
LSPogo oof, too close to reality
ashotofbrandy
where's that video of a cop dad arguing with his son and then he reaches for his gun
An unconscious automatic action in confrontational situations. He must be raging and abusing his authority when he is supposed to be protecting and serving the Public.
The onion does not miss
CollapseTalkPod Brilliant.
LOL
This one's really fucking good
DARosenthal think that through... jfc Onion don´t mess around
LOL
Well done.
Adubs124
Ed_of_the_Dead
Brutal
lol
Beautifully crafted. Just amazing use of every word.
Just before he 40%s his spouse
remember when the onion used to be funny?
Krikalitika Damn, that's 🔥
I just LOL
Lgerdes96 🔥🔥🔥
Yikes
Now if we could only get doctors and nurses to wear body cams since their mistakes are responsible for the 3rd leading cause of death in this country…oh wait. We don’t care when they kill people. It’s not newsworthy, “real” or “satire” wise.
pjs_all_day atched_atched
surely it’s not an argument with his wife it’s an “officer-involved domestic incident”
My dear lord
pjstock42
Edthing
Spicy lol
This is absolutely brutal. Well done.
Where's the lie?
Damn
I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire
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