weavsr Only an idiot would retweet this. So fake.
Silly. Not true but silly.
She is smiling and in a 'FALLING' posture. This is a def photo shop gone wrong
This is the most bull I've seen since tiktok shutting down
Gotta blast
It says something I actually believed this was a thing until I saw it was from the Onion
Can you guys hire some better graphics designers?
Lol!
Unkind & inhuman act, poor baby
yeet
dRumpf was prescient worrying about Americans getting hit in the head with bags of weed. Now Mexico will have to string up safety netting, and build longer ranged weed catapults.
Then why is she laughing?
Hahahaha, that’s funny (checks to see if this really happened)
desperate democrats throw her back over
This probably actually happened
davegreenidge57 I am horrified that I didn't even suspect satire when I saw this.
Yes !
Barbaric amerucanos.
Oh it must be the token white supremacists turn at writing a headline at the onion. Wait, wasn’t it his turn last week too.
Onion has always been low key ( not so much ) racist.
Funny how racism and humor seem to be so much alike
Imagine the amount of reddit karma one could get out of this single post.
I'm sorry, where's the joke? This sounds like a 2020 Wednesday.
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Evade the Burthing !
This is the most doctored image in my life that I've ever seen
Sounds believable
Ice agents on one side, her family on another playing volleyball with this woman.
Is The Onion now predicting the not so distant future?
ChasehMorris Fake and you can see that it is. Get a better computer to make it look more real.
Well? Did she stick the landing?
*narcos theme plays
Is this even satirical?
Premature evacuation.
it's believable, seeing all the shit they do to kids and testimonies from ilegal imigrants
I can imagine the ICE catapult now... Seriously, abolish ICE
Fuckin hell, where's the satire ?
big deal, they shot the last one (Or two, depending) over the 'wall' with their cannon.
It's a difficult time for 'satire?'
I can't tell if the onion is still satirical or not.
ISHINE22 😂😂😂
I feel like catapults would be faster and more effective.
Lol, oh shit.
Check her pockets first; they stuff 'em with American dirt in case they have to give birth on it.
Whatever works.
Anyone who is ignorant enough to believe this is a real or probable event is also ignorant enough to believe the liberal leftist socialist lies being propagated recently. I grieve for our republic.
Had a mini-heart attack, the onion is just sad now cause everything they say sounds completely possible.
Ah yeah this one's a classic
I wish
This is screen shot . One shes laughing. 2 the officers look to be added.
Got to be the most fake caption for a picture ever. Look at it. She's falling and they're catching her. If they were throwing her she'd never clear that wall.
I can see this happening!
shablagoosh
Bullshit lies.
InmanAlex Hush! Don’t give them ideas!
Worse- they let her die
Good lord
I don’t believe that, that is criminal !
maguirekevin Still can't tell if satire...
i fucking swear to god this is the third time ive seen this headline
Don't give Stephen Miller any ideas.
_JinxedJay_ This is too real.
This is fake
Yeet.
stop giving them ideas
The trebuchet must’ve been broken.
The baby was actually enrolled but classes are now online
repost
I can see WaPo or NY Times reporting on this as true news.
tprstly I'd be far more interested in the missing children bused out of those detention centers never to be seen again ,considering the ties current administration has to Epstein, aren't any of you curious were thise children went to, locals have seen this happen
Upsy daisy, downsy wownzy
Don’t give the Trump administration any ideas, Onion.
This is only temporary, until ICE gets that trebuchet they've been asking for.
With the shit going on I legit thought this was real for a solid 5 seconds. Then realized it's the onion..
One side of me is saying that this couldn't possibly happen and only for that of comedy in cheesy, low-grade movies. Whereas the other is shouting that this has already happened. This just caused the MWIForgot (Mind War I Forgot) for me. Help.
I hope to GOD THIS IS A FAKE PHOTO
WTAH!! people have lost their fxxxin' minds! Where is the humanity Just falling into the same evil that is taking hold of America from the 'TOP!'
Catapults are more effective and less strain on the back...
😭
_SlaveInUtero Lmfao
A little on the nose
don’t believe everything....
this is the least wild thing the Onion has ever put out. This might've happened. This might happen regularly. I don't know if this does or doesn't happen daily.
'All I know for sure,' Indie PA filmmaker Lance Weiler said, 'is that in a '94 head-on collision w/ a garbage truck, I broke my jaw on the steering wheel. I also went out of the windshield. Lucid dreams? Have I been having them when I sleep-- sometimes at the wheel of the car.'
This is gonna age like fine wine
I once again had to look twice to see if it was real or the Onion. Well done.
elskemccain It was the only way the baby was coming out they had to think fast because the baby was stuck just inside the border wall of her vagina
honestly thought this was real
Can't wait for the Netflix documentary 'Agents of ICE'
The amount of serious replies is kinda worrying ngl
This is deplorable fake news. These ICE agents were catching her as she fell trying to climb over the wall. Shame on you!
ICE requested a cannon and landing mattress for the next budget. Trump Administration keen as mustard while Mexico is refusing to pay for it ...
Our boys are at it again
Ummm, nope!
michaelnef44
PaxNostrum Well whoever photoshopped this made it look more like she was thrown over the wall from the other side and the ICE agents are catching her. This kind of bs does nothing to get rid of the wall. Protest and vote out Republican traitors and Traitor Trump.
TeamSJW This would've been easier without a wall
Bull! She’s not being thrown up she is coming down that is why her leg is the way it is, on an angel up. anyone with common sense can see that.
Repost
As if. Lol
This one may or may not be actually true
jjjinvesting You're shitting us right? Those two dudes don't look like Arnold and I doubt like hell that collectively they have enough horsepower to hurl that woman over the wall. Any freakin' chance they are trying to catch her? Get real if your going to sling BS, at least make it viable.
whyfund Someone should find out who those two guys are and arrest them an FIRE them, I HATE trump‼️💙🌊
I feel like TheBabylonBee already did this
Puh-leeze! Stop lying. They are catching. If throwing theirs arm would be over their heads.
YEET
ngl this would fucking happen if the molded cheeto could pull a Teddy Roosevelt.
😱🥺😤
😂😂😂
The amount of serious comments on this that are saying stuff along the lines of 'if only this was real' is really alarming.
I bet that actually happened
Almost made it! Nice try guys, you’ll clear the fence with the next one.
Is hurl the only way to prevent this matter?
dark shit lol
YEET
Soma_Belt
Wait, Trump, don't follow them right.
Someone's gotta keep doin the Lord's work.
Jesus Christ
Good riddence.
Ironically it is an ice agents baby
I refuse to believe it. Without video this looks like they were catching her.
hang on, i think the onion wrote this article long ago
What? No catapult?
Is this for real?
All these people talking bout trump deporting immigrants like obama didn't deport 100k+ more people every year like clockwork lol
I bit.
If this was a sport, I’d watch it whatsupimsteve
If she wanted to have an abortion she could have stayed.
Lame
oh geez....
It's funny because it's either already happened or is going to happen imminently.
I dont even know if this is fake or not...
I read the headline and looked at the picture before I saw the account that tweeted it. I literally thought it was real, and I wasn’t even surprised. 😳😬😵AnyoneButTrump2020
It’s only satire if it isn’t true.
Oof this one... i legit thought this one was real for a sec.
What a good sport about the whole thing
If only...
This is so outta pocket 😂
she’ll be back. and not alone
RiskyLiberal Stephen Miller and trump could easily do that
A little cold, but that’s why they are called ICE.
When the onion provides a viable solution
😆😂😢😭
This is obviously false. There is no border wall.
Please, don't go givin them any new idea's!!!!
To everyone saying just shoot her. WTF. Do you have any idea how expensive ammo has gotten in the last 20 years? smh
Save your back, use a catapult.
Harvard2H Build that Trebuchet!
Like they would have the upper body strength needed to do that..
RiskyLiberal I'll be honest, it looks a lot more like they are trying to catch her
😂.
In their defense, the woman clearly seems to be enjoying it.
Please go back to writing fake news.
Weeeeeeeee
Wtf happened to the sky
The next Olympic sport
I mean, why would they bother when they could just shoot her - with the SCOTUS's blessing, no less.
This one again?
Yeet yeet!
Based
Whatever it takes
I love these new positive tweets.
I could totally see this happening.
This is probably real somewhere along the border - but maybe it’s Canada Hurling pregnant AMERICANS ?
SovietSergey give birth to a corona magakack
Best news I’ve heard today..
TBH I wouldn't be shocked if someone tried to pull something like this and ended up killing someone in the process.
Who’s leaking this shit to the Onion?!
Taking hot potato to the next level
The photoshop on this is pretty amazing
With those arms, those agents should be playing professional sports.
how cruel is that, two is not enough, four needed minimum
Yeet!
not even fucking funny
Good on 'em.
You know they will do this....
Too close to reality. 😢
my parents attempted to do this to me. only they were unsuccessful and now i have erratic fetishes of poop and small penisesZ
Please don't give them ideas.
Photocopy says I cry hlfkfjfk
Maybe their trying to catch her
Lol, finally a solution that works.
These secret private FB groups for CBP are wild...
Outrageous
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Lol
They where unfortunately not successful
Wow this fake news really just wants to make the president look bad. Guess what, he’s YOUR PRESIDENT
the current US regime is p fucked up, let's tell the CIA they got oil in the white house so they can bye-bye this illegitimate state
ivonnezapata_
tyler_suboski ... 1st of all is this the country you're so proud of?!!!1!!!1😡😡😂 2nd i just searched for your name so long to you that i don't even believe Suboski is a name anymore
No they’re catching the woman.
I heard they're building a catapult
Is it a sad reminder of our current state of affairs that I thought this was real at first? Poe's Law and all
Julia Louise Dreyfus is a citizen
AOC
people can dream 👌
ive seen a giant slingshot on bugs bunny i think would work great also.
I almost forgot this was The Onion, lmao
Like for the picture!
gutcheez Yeah baby..
Not funny
Thought they'd have a catapult if I'm honest.
Just give her an abortion next time
That's not even a photo. That's drawn. GeezeUS come on.
Oh good greif.. anyone that believes this is as clueless as POTUS is on the history of our ALREADY great country. SMH
Shooting them through a cannon would be easier
ComradeTraveler
Too real.
Orange man bad
Wait I thought you did satire?
Why is this so fucking hillarious
Believe me, ICE agents never turn down the chance for a free meal. That immigrant and child would have made a few servings of brisket and ribs for the team.
Totally thought this was real, was surprised it was The Onion
jec79 Disgusting
I want my human rights, like your Preseeeedent Yimmy Carter said!!!
You know the political climate is bad when this scrolls by, in your feed, and your first impression is that it's real.
I wish that were real
TheBabylonBee your move.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
don't give them any ideas!
If I hadn't seen it was the onion I honestly wouldn't have been surprised at all
Not too far from the fucking truth.
Thank goodness for all that CrossFit training!
How do so many dipshits, that don't understand what the Onion is, find these?
I thought you guys only did satire.
Wait - this is not satire? I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire. Someone please tell me this is satire and that this did not happen!
Lol
Fuckin onion 😂😂😂 apswlife
Why not a trampoline? More fun
The way these pictures are amateurishly edited makes this much more hilarious than it should be
I lived in Mex for a few years. I have seen, know and spoke with women who were pregnant that would cross the border with in weeks of expected birth date to have the child on US soil only to return to Mexico after the birth. Funny. Not funny.
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