Hang-Glider Gang Terrorizes Elderly Hot-Air-Ballooning Couple

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The sky based sequel to water world.

Slipstream snipers

ghibli movies be like

This is what you get when you let the liberals defund Dudley Ace and his Flying Bandoliers The mustached bi-plane acrobats chaperoned many a sky-bound damsel safely to land But now they're foolishly furloughed amidst this cursed stratospheric anarchy! The horror.

I would watch this movie.

Bond movie fight scenes we want to see.

What is going on up there in the skies omg

That’s Skii Kyngs Turf. Heavy.

The little skulls omg

punks.

I would buy a ticket to that movie.

Team Rocket

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Gliders need hot air and beans are not helping.

Airforceproud95 'Hot air balloon, do a vertical! ... God, that's beautiful.'

Airforceproud95 Is this a dogfight

Punks!

Airforceproud95 Can relate

Michael1979

Airforceproud95 A balloon, callsign Air Force One, surrounded by gliders, also with callsigns of Air Force One. Welcome to FSX Steam Edition!

Airforceproud95 Just do a vertical at 400 knots

Airforceproud95 FSX: Steam Edition IRL

Hahahah

You know the size of a hang-gliders poop? One time they landed on a car and caved the roof. Sometimes there are a bunch of them in a tree. watch out!

Better be careful Hang Glider Gang,those Demon Devil Drone gang members get jealous easy!

I love big 'balloons'!!!

Kite man and his goons are at it again

That happens a lot these days, what we need are more sky police.

I would watch a TommyWiseau movie about this

I can see that.

Airforceproud95

If there is no article, this didn’t happen. Get back to the keyboard, lazybutt.

Heaven’s Angels

Heartless

I lulz hard at this.

Hot Air Balloon: *goes up*

Jetpack gang

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