How To Deal With Common Dog Behavior Problems
Whether you’ve just adopted a puppy or have had your furry friend for years, it’s perfectly natural to have questions about being a canine parent. Here are several behavioral issues common to dogs and how to correct them.
AdvertisementList slidesAnswerUrinating is how dogs mark their territory. If your dog has urinated in your home, quickly transfer all titles into their name and leave the property immediately.AdvertisementList slidesQuestionMy dog has an unceasing, unquenchable need for attention that can only be satiated by the human touch and genuine affection. Can this be stopped?
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You smell like cat? File a restraining order. All of the problems can be fixed with a cat. When they get excited you can't tell. Scared...they hide. Pee or poop on floor...they only do it if litterbox is dirty or otherwise unusable so it is YOUR fault. CatsRule Mine too...CC Maybe it’s because he’s a dog and that what they do . Duh
Smells like mom’s casserole, doesn’t it? Where do you keep your dope? Have you been released lately? Wash your clothes once a year at least? Because you slathered it in peanut butter? Because you keep putting peanut butter there, you big perv.
If only I were this easy... lol onion 'CRATE TIME!!' 🤣 Dog-human codependency ftw! People soon discover they like that citrus dog repellent as much as their dogs It ain’t just dogs, folks… JessicaVosk is the Fred Vosk?!?!?! Taser! I'm telling on you to dog_rates
If you want your dog to be small, don't bark, don't need to be walk, and eat a vegan diet, just get a rabbit. There are NO bad dogs, just bad owners. 😔 This is excellent advice. Thank goodness they keep continuously reposting it. BrodHiggins HERE FOR THAT PICTURE THO WHAT A CUTE AF DOG I LOVE THEM THEY CAN DO NO WRONG
Good advice! My dog always corrects my grammar? How is I fix this here snag? Buy a cat.
Our kind has our ways Old Yeller? Gaff tape a rubber hose from his dick to his mouth for a few days. Rub my nose in it Let the cat deal with it. Snitches get stitches! Just tell the authorities you and your dog are really close, and identify as one person. That way, by the 5th Amendment, you can’t “be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against” yourself - which includes you & your dog. 😂 Entirely a joke above. 😉
No one would ever know Bad dog goes to puppy jail. tell the authorities that your dog is being framed by the Mafia and that he did nothing wrong
Never obviously not. Mine is taking asylum . . . Hells to the no! He wouldn't. Resist search warrents.. There may be a ton of bones buried in your backyard. My dog token thinking it's about him How could you turn in those eyes? Fido knows what he did was bad. Very bad! [*rubs Fido's face in the murder*] 😆😆
Boop the snoot!
No Ask Joe Biden....he has a problem pooch Yes, but I’m biased. He tried to kill me and my family. esmeybe21 could be good info to know if a certain dog follows through on her plans You probably should cooperate with the authorities unless you want to be Hounded! innocent He should be hounded by the authorities
Bitch don't snitch Does the country have an extradition treaty ?
Um, no. If your dog committed murder it was probably for a good reason No! Look how cute he is! 🤣😜.. Awww how can you accuse this fluffy baby of murder... Look at his eyes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Don’t be a rat cc: TheGoldenRatio4 & VoodsFoods Why you asking you have no loyalty unlike your dog 🤬 never snitch on a dog
barking bad Shit and I thought house training was the toughest part of owning a dog. Turns out it’s felony aiding and abetting charges.
Good boy gone bad. Nah mate. Dog probably had a good reason. commentiquette narfi is on an onion article Photoshop or film your neighbor's pet My dog quit digging up the backyard after I quit burying bodies there Give dog some usage time online. Stop hogging all the bandwidth streaming nonsense. it’s narfi commentiquette
Looks like Narfi commentiquette He can start by posting more on Facebark about how cats are jerks. Because cats *are* jerks. My dog refused to wear a mask
starving and beating in my professional opinion My dog won’t save the cat when I throw it in the pool my goldfish refuses to climb a tree and I'm fucking pissed! Dog: *breathes* The Onion: Give them to humans of like mind. Hoarders are a good match having so much stuff around that a few chewed or destroyed items won't even be noticed. In some cases its the only way the pets can survive.
We must deal with the dog owner's problem first. Read the book: To Heel and Back, one Man's Journey Into the Heart of Barkness. Omg he's so cute I’ve realized I’m not as much of a dog person as I thought I was. I don’t really pet him anymore, he doesn’t really ever greet me anymore. He lives his life. I live mine. We’re like roommates At this point
Glare accusingly, judgingly for no more than 3 seconds. Then, clean it up and hug your pup. Ritalin 0.5 a day with meal. i think it was around the 10th time i picked up my dogs chew toy while she laid on my lap that i realized she was training me The best solution is to take them out for a beer and have a 'come to canine' moment
Euthanasia give em treats