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UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson transferred to intensive care
Over 51,000 people in the United Kingdom have tested positive for COVID-19, including Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Prince Charles, heir to the British throne.
🙀 i once went 6 months only eating panda express when they had fresh chow mein. General Tso’s chicken. His troops are wussy’s. Glad they’re not protecting me. For whenever he’s in a hurry i was so proud to be like number 666 then some meanie comes and makes it 667 I’ll take the General’s Chicken over that of the Colonel’s any day.
. “He’s like that woman who only ate chicken skins and mayonnaise” The Ducks flew away... 'I drink exclusively locally made kombucha. Or liquor.' I could get on board with this diet.
The 11 Best Hoka One One Running Shoes You Can BuyHoka is the king of cushion, and these 11 shoes show what a plush ride can do for any run. Look how narrow that Rincon (red) is! Gotta widen that thing for those us without such narrow feet. Isn’t this like their whooe line up? 11 shoes. You couldn’t narrow it down? ad 🥰❤️🥰❤️👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
I like General Tso's Chicken ...ok... mostly General Tso's Chicken...
This Baby's Supersweet Harry Potter Photo Shoot Is Magical in More Ways Than OneSomeone call Madam Pomfrey because this baby's Harry Potter photo shoot is too cute for my heart to handle. Proud Ravenclaws Kim and Nick Peterson were excited
Rep. Jim Clyburn: There is no one ‘better suited’ than Joe Biden for presidentRep. Jim Clyburn explains why he issued a key endorsement of Joe Biden ahead of the South Carolina primary. Rep. Clyburn also discusses how he no longer recognizes the Republican party as it has been taken over by people who 'seem to have no integrity.' Bernie please not another establishment democrat. Great interview a true statesman and the love for his wife is beautiful Shame the,Devil and Speak the Truth!
Meet The Mother-Daughter Duo Behind One Of Etsy’s Most Creative ShopsWhen Brittney Andrews first opened her Etsy shop, she imagined it would be a fun hobby to fill her time. But its success has impacted her life in big ways.
Teaching Strategies: What One Former Teacher Wishes She Knew SoonerWhen one teacher shadowed students, she learned: ▪️ Students sit all day, and sitting is exhausting ▪️ Students are passively learning for the majority of their day ▪️ Students are made to feel a little bit like a nuisance This is a must read. Fantastic article. More teachers should do this. OMG is right. This is a step in the right direction. 3
One of the first things Klobuchar would do as president is fire Education Secretary Betsy DeVos“I have found 137 things that I can do in the first 100 days of my presidency without Congress that are legal, and one of the things that I would do in the first 100 seconds is fire Betsy DeVos.” -Amy Klobuchar, asked about student debt in a CNNTownHall So the President does have the right to fire someone after all. Who knew?. I do not plan to pay for any kid's college education except my own.