Empty Wall Behind Couch Falls Into Girlfriend’s Crosshairs

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ATLANTA—Zeroing in with laser focus on the far side of the apartment, area woman Jess Macindoe placed the wall behind her boyfriend’s couch squarely in her crosshairs, sources confirmed Friday. Macindoe, whose pupils reportedly dilated at the unadorned white space as she prepared to act, sized up the wall’s entire 8 by 12 feet and began automatically cycling through a tactical suite of paint colors, mirrors, framed photos, and floating wooden shelves. According to apartment sources, Macindoe then locked on and navigated toward her target, recalibrating the precise heights of possible modern art prints with each step. At press time, Macindoe had reportedly opened her phone and begun scanning WestElm.com with extreme precision.

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Maybe, she's a minimalist.

Get her to Goodwill! Instead of $1500 closer to $10 for quality beveled wood frame and classic print of 'famous artist'.

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This is what I did for mine.

“𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮, 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱” vinyls incoming in 3 … 2 … 1 …

I smell a modern art masterpiece on the air.

'it's wasted space'

Boutta head to Value Village and get the biggest, nicest painting $20 can buy

Yawn

Get ready for the 'Live, Love, Laugh' art that will take up the entire wall.

'... falls into future ex-girlfriend's...'

nooo i like bare walls they make the room look bigger

You hate to see it

Looks like I'm in the doghouse now, or should I say couchouse?

It’s weird she wants a 25x30 framed photo of Adlai Stevenson in that spot, but the heart wants what it wants.

She’s not going to get rid of the liquor posters from Z Gallerie, right?

Ethnic charcoal drawing

Omg this is truer than life.

LIVE LOVE LAUGH

How dare men be happy without clutter everywhere!!!!

Dude: “oh so you just expect the entire apartment to be free of spiders, spiderwebs and dorito bags”

As well it should.

then this one is already claimed

Ain’t that the truth

or maybe a few small ones o.o

maybe a verticle one

O.o

Instead of 'shit hitting the fan' it's hitting the wall this time. 😏

The thing men fear most to hear in this world. “Honey, it’s time to redecorate”

I want to see spartakey picture and crab and bull comics. I was promised these things.

Bof. The Onion used to be funny.

Time to break up before you get some stupid slogan on the wall you have to install.

I'm seeing floating shelves and candles

Live Laugh Love

Wouldn't it be a shame if a 8' x 8' Live, Laugh, Love barn wood sign took over that space...

I have the same couch lol from ikea

bethyherman9 😂😂😂

It looks like Gaetz's couch.

' Girl Friend' ? ... I bet her house is knee-deep in garbage...

Wanting to try some axe throwing art to harden their GOT image. Cause hanging an axe is barbaric to its nature.

Wayfair has just what 'You' need.

She's got this!

VreniRae

marii_15p 🤔😑

God damn it not again

Fixed it

Oh fuck, this one

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