LOS ANGELES—The annual Electronic Entertainment Expo was called off Tuesday after its organizers discovered the immersive power of literature, reportedly realizing that no video game could ever compare to the wonder of opening a work by Leo Tolstoy or Jorge Luis Borges and becoming engrossed in a masterful volume of fiction.
“After learning how poorly video games fare alongside the rich explorations of the human condition contained in novels such as, we have concluded it is best to cancel E3,” said Electronic Software Association CEO Michael Gallagher, clutching a copy ofas he observed that mere pixels on a screen could ever engage one’s imagination as fully as the majestic sweep of Gabriel García Márquez’s magic realism prose.
Not as good as babylonbee
Especially 'choose your own adventure books'
Read A Fucking Book
Maybe Blizzard bring a part of the Microst team will be the catalyst needed to help keep FBI honest because Seattle FBI sucks at it!!
You guys don't even know anyone who ever voluntarily read Moby Dick or a Tolstoy work.
dont read into it
Why bother seeing when reading is believing
The Three Body Problem is pretty good tbh: like it’s basically mass effect but … words
books are for boomers
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