Anyone find these wildly unfunny?
Why would anyone go inside if you can just watch from outside? A couple of lawn chairs, a cooler full of cold ones, and you've got an entertaining yet affordable afternoon ahead of you.
what's wrong with strippers and the people who support them?
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Is The Onion just phoning it in now?
Beep boop
SO. MANY. LABELS.
'Quarter life crisis' AKA 'omg I'm an adult now... and I'm getting OLDER!'
“wHeReS tHe SaTiRe”
Missing a 🏆
I could totally see a boomer completely missing the joke behind this and taking it seriously.
Note: if you drop ur business card in the tip jar.. it's considered a meeting and can write off on expense reports
Is that Piers Morgan?
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