Opinion, Editorial Cartoon, Vol 56 Issue 02

Opinion, Editorial Cartoon

Degeneration Gap

This Week's Editorial Cartoon: 'Degeneration Gap'

14.1.2020

This Week's Editorial Cartoon : 'Degeneration Gap'

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Anyone find these wildly unfunny? Why would anyone go inside if you can just watch from outside? A couple of lawn chairs, a cooler full of cold ones, and you've got an entertaining yet affordable afternoon ahead of you. what's wrong with strippers and the people who support them? Like it! We would like to invite you to visit our cartoons.

Is The Onion just phoning it in now? Beep boop 'Quarter life crisis' AKA 'omg I'm an adult now... and I'm getting OLDER!' SO. MANY. LABELS. “wHeReS tHe SaTiRe” Missing a 🏆 I could totally see a boomer completely missing the joke behind this and taking it seriously.

U.S. Budget Gap Continued to Widen in 2019The federal deficit totaled $1.02 trillion over the 12 months that ended in December, according to data the U.S. Treasury released Monday. That marked the first calendar year the deficit has exceeded $1 trillion since 2012. That's because the US is now in a recession and needs more QE / EconomicStimulus. Which taxes do you raise or how do you adjust Social Security/Medicare? No serious discussion on the Hill. The number will just keep climbing. Now do as a percent of GDP 🤓

Note: if you drop ur business card in the tip jar.. it's considered a meeting and can write off on expense reports Is that Piers Morgan?

The College Football National Championship Game Is When? How the Wait WidenedThe NCAA didn't want a 16-day gap between the NCAA College Football Playoff semifinals and the championship, which is set for Monday night. Here's how, this season, it ended up that way anyway. Nope, they just wanted the money. Just in time for Bud to land in Vegas. Who should I put my $ on? Right, because the NCAA always makes decisions in the interest of the student-athletes

U.S. Budget Gap Continued to Widen in 2019The federal deficit totaled $1.02 trillion over the 12 months that ended in December, according to data the U.S. Treasury released Monday. That marked the first calendar year the deficit has exceeded $1 trillion since 2012. That's because the US is now in a recession and needs more QE / EconomicStimulus. Which taxes do you raise or how do you adjust Social Security/Medicare? No serious discussion on the Hill. The number will just keep climbing. Now do as a percent of GDP 🤓

Health care questions for tonight's Democratic debateHealth care has been a go-to topic at nearly every DemDebate, and we don't expect that to change tonight — especially if Warren and Sanders are pressed on the gap between their support for single-payer. Here's what our health care reporters would ask: I want to hear about what the candidate's stand on Gun Violence I'm tired of the endless health care questions We've been round and round What about voter suppression or Criminal justice reform I won't be watching The BIGGEST question is: How is it possible just to erase the TRILLION dollar health insurance industry without ending up in epic endless court battles?

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