Businessman Mortified To Discover He’s Been Wearing Suit Backwards All Day

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DALLAS—Finally realizing why he’d been getting so many funny looks and odd comments since leaving the house in the morning, financial analyst Christian Metz was mortified Friday to discover he had been wearing his suit backwards all day. “Oh my God, how long have my slacks, shirt, vest, and suit jacket been on backwards with my tie hanging down behind me like that?” said Metz, who admitted “feeling like a total jackass” for simply failing to notice that his lapels weren’t in front like they were supposed to be and the back of his collar was pressed up around his throat. “I must have been really out of it when I dressed myself this morning. How did I even get my belt buckled without figuring out something was off? Oh, no. I just realized I was dressed like this for my big quarterly sales presentation. Well, with any luck, nobody noticed.” At press time, Metz had yet to realize that the computer problems he had suffered through all day were the result of trying to type with his shoes on the wrong hands.

 

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Tying the tie on backwards without noticing was the hardest part

Oh god oh frick

He'll feel better when he observes that everyone starts doing it next week. What a trend-setter.

Hahahaha

Wonder why no one had the courage to tell him.

As i walked down the street, little boys were running away. I couldn't figure out why til i saw myself in the mirror.

so, you're too young to remember the pilot episode of Mork and Mindy?

Well at least he didn't have his ass on backwards

I think we’ve all been there

This happens to me literally every day.

Thats just because of photo editing software and a lazy Onionier lacking ideas of what to post. Cause with a gif at least his head spin around continually.

30% of corporate managers are such aholes that their employees wouldn’t bother to tell them or would be scared to say something. FridayThoughts

Christian, go to New York. You’ll be just fine.

Also resisting the urge to, “Jump! Jump!”

Wouldn't have believed if not for the picture

Don’t worry. Wall Street is so vain that they’ll think it’s a new FAD.

Must’ve been tough tying that windsor knot!

how the Hell did he pee?

It happens

and also with you

They should have on job applications. Who'd you vote for?

relatable.

Nunsense.

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