Took his talents to the south Vatican
That pic of Copernicus with the “bring it” eyes says it all
theholysparoey
Linsley71 Copernicus never lettered in shit and probably owned zero DVDs
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So many cute jokesy replies. The Onion article is true, however, and therein real comedy dwells.
Well, to be fair LeBron has been working on the theory of lebronocentricism
Copernicus got that spin move science down right. He shot for the stars. My boy LeBron aint got nothing on the Cop!
Old man Copernicus? He used frequent these parts before the whole heliocentrism thing. 😀
“Jesus, .. Copernicus..' by LeBron's age Jesus was JESUS.
Maybe so but his fake hair and immaculately sculpted beard are to die for.
Don't tell him about Newton.
I would and will be depressed about this
At my age, newton was developing calculus. The age you are trying to guess here is 69
onyxangelx
Blumman does physics calculations come into play when doing the dunks?
Lebron interstellar-traveled.
Least plausible Onion post ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Because of Copernicus, and other likeminded mathematicians, scientists, and scholars, we now have the gravity necessary for basketball to occur.
LeBron is actually doing that going off and playing with the Lakers.
You sure he is depressed because he just realized that HE isn’t the center of the universe?
Copernicus wrote some great science fiction...
LeBron realizes Copernicus debunking geocentrism was the original Space Jam
And look who is breathing now, jokes on Copernicus!
The net is the sun and the ball is the earth. Currently you are passing the ball to each other until Copernicus intercepts the ball on a pass and takes it to the hole. Just slam dunks the shit out of it and then everyone's eyes open wide and new game! Feel me!?
honestly, not funny.
Interestingly much like LeBron Copernicus was also uncoachable.
And Jordan was winning another ring.
Copernicus had skillz.
Haha this is great.
In all fairness, Copernicus never got a triple double
theCanulli i love it
Lazy fuck
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