Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
MONTGOMERY, AL—Conveying her concerns that the additional obstacles presented by parenthood would be too much to bear, 12-year-old abuse survivor Abigail Dunn was reportedly worried Wednesday that she wouldn’t be able to handle being a mom on top of everything else she had going on. “I have several book reports and a big algebra test coming up in the next few weeks, and I had even been thinking about trying out for my school’s chorus, but giving birth and caring for an infant is going to really cut into my studying time,” said the seventh-grader, who acknowledged that the intense feelings of shame and fear associated with trauma had already placed her significantly behind her peers and added that there would likely be even greater challenges to raising the offspring of the man who attacked her. “This year has been hard in a lot of ways. We had to move to a new neighborhood, and my family life has been very, very bad, especially recently. My relationship with my stepdad is pretty much a nightmare. I wish I were responsible enough to look after a baby, but I’m just so scared that I won’t be. I’m really sorry.” At press time, Dunn had expressed hope that her unborn child would be friends with the babies of all her fellow pregnant classmates.Read more: The Onion
Peel an onion layer by layer and what do you get? Nothing. atatnite Sweet home Alabama Women and girls need to get out of those regressive states as soon as they can. Those states will eliminate birth control next. Then they’ll require ID for an over-the-counter pregnancy test (and follow up). Young women: Run. Get out of those states while you can.
when one child's life inconveniences another... one must die Of course in real life social services would get involved. No child would actually be put in this problem under no abortion. It's just that both children would be alive instead of just the one.... Who knew a child couldn’t be a mother. Pro life people are disgusting
Plus your Uncle Chester is going to make a terrible father. He can't get a good job right now because of one little indiscretion with a 12-year-old-girl. Bring back printed paper please 😢 To the old Bible thumpers it is a way to control women. Power is all they care about. They should go to Hell. Literally.
12-year-old boy will juggle college and elementary schoolCollege calculus awaits a 12-year-old boy from York County, Pa., after he finishes his day at elementary school. What a well rounded kid. He's going to do great things.
Its called Adoption or Move to NY asherbum94 There are something like 1 million abortions a year in the US. Anyone wonder what society would be like with 20 million unwanted children (some adults) in 20yrs if ALL states made it illegal? A reminder that onions make you cry. Ugh, really? 👎🏻 Where’s the satire?
That awkward moment when a satirical news outlet makes sense The onion getting dark... The truth is stranger, and more fucked up, than fiction sometimes.. drewthegoose too real 'Maybe she'll learn to not get raped next time' - Alabama
12-year-old boy will juggle college and elementary schoolCollege calculus awaits a 12-year-old boy from York County, Pa., after he finishes his day at elementary school.
Oof Low Onion, real low. the feels = ( That just earned you an unfollow As Faith Goldy would say “keep a quarter between your knees” I guess in this case, a dime. so cute girl 🤮 The Onion. Admit it, you have now become The Garlic.
12-year-old girl arrested for leading police on chase while intoxicated12-year-old girl arrested in New Mexico for drunk driving, leading officers on a high-speed chase before losing control of the steering and smashing into a speed limit sign. Impressive for a 12 year old to drive and engage in a chase with police sans the drinking part! Trumps America As a youth football coaching legend, I’ll take this over some frail, honor roll loser any day of the week.
OpWolverines Not funny. she can be any or no gender if she wants no pressure there Fuck this hellscape we live in. Good thing satirical websites always point out what might happen in 0.0000000000128% of pregnancies Remember when the world wasn’t so awful and the Onion could be only funny? In Malaysia underage marriages for girls are still allowed ! drwanazizah hannahyeoh SyedSaddiq
This Novella was written by 16 year old Ellen Nester Hoag, AKA ‘ POOTIE ‘ to her 3 friends . It details her struggle to keep her pants on and act like a responsible adult , and time and time again using planned parenthood to Vacu-Suck unwanted pregnancies. I’m pro choice but damn prolife prolifegeneration ProBirth ProlifeIsProwoman prolifealways
NXIVM Guru Keith Raniere Wrote A Sermon Talking About Sex With 12-Year-OldsThe accused NXIVM cult leader, now on trial in New York, allegedly told female followers this is the key question about sex with an underage person: “Is the person a child, or is the person adult-like?” He’s so f’ed. I’d be surprised if he gets anything less than 25 years. Yeah well I would like to see him test out that argument in the prison yard in a maximum security prison
So sad. Prayers are with her................ You posted this yesterday didn't you? Sometimes The Onion forgets it's parody and just tells that shit straight. Damn. NOT FUCKING FUNNY ItsNOSAJ Would've been better with a stock photo watermark on the photo This is a sad time in our democracy. No 12 yr old should ever give birth. So much for having a normal life thanks to a bunch of lily white Republicans that think they have the God given right to tell a female what they have to do. Youre all going to hell!
The onion gets it. Why can’t the rest of America realize we aren’t living in a satire comedy? Sometimes the onion is too close to the mark. Jesus...
12-year-old Highlands Ranch student says he was 'ready to go down fighting' by using a baseball bat against shooters'I was hiding in the corner, and they were right outside the door. I had my hand on a metal baseball bat just in case. Cuz I was going to go down fighting if I was going to go down,' sixth-grader Nate Holley said. Real good! So media outlets, except FOXNoNews keep calling for gun legislation but glorify a 12 year old talking about “he was going down fighting.” Isn’t that what gun owners say they want to do? Now the press is glorifying children having to fight to save their own lives rather than focusing on the fact that Republicans have created a deadly hostile environment by allowing unregulated gun ownership. Freedumb. I fucking love this kid!
This hits too close to home omg Holy shit. Oh jeez... Quit whining and grow up, little girl. Aaaahhhh :( The line between satire and reality is getting very blurry. I tried my hand at some satire on the same subject ... Ouch
Tween DWI? 12-year-old girl arrested for leading police on chase while intoxicated12-year-old girl arrested in New Mexico for drunk driving, leading officers on a high-speed chase before losing control of the steering and smashing into a speed limit sign. Yowzer, I have a 12 year old child, I can't even get her to cross the street by herself!
This isn't even funny. Just sad. Shame on Trump! Since when did the onion stop posting satire? Did I miss something? Onion, you are not right. 😂 Well this went to dark places... Stop with reading the headlines. It's too depressing.. Jfc At least in imaginary Alabama, the girl gets to Think something. adoption
How long has it been since The Onion moved away from satire?
A 12-year-old grabbed a bat and 'was gonna go down fighting' in Colorado school shooting'I had my hand on a metal baseball bat, just in case,' Nate Holley, 12, told CNN's Brooke Baldwin during an interview about the Colorado school shooting. ''Cuz I was gonna go down fighting if I was gonna go down.' In what world is this thought process for a 12 year old child normal? This is a disgusting time we’re living in where this has become the norm in our schools This once was called the home of the brave before we were told by 'experts' not to fight lest we get hurt while defending ourselves. People are starting to realize that some things ARE worth fighting for, like things we hold dear - particularly our lives & our loved ones!
Fuck Shame on United States of America. We are living in the 21 st Century we don't need a goverment to make choices for us. This is an abuse of power. NotTheOnion You should be ashamed of yourself. Okay. That’s funny. 😂 Jonathan Swift lives. This should be funny George Carlin had these “Pro Life” Forced Birthers nailed 25 years ago. AlabamaAbortionBill
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‘It’s Like the Wild West’: Sexual Assault Victims Struggle in K-12 SchoolsWhile college campuses have become the battleground for Title IX debates, the mishandling of sexual assault cases in K-12 schools receives less attention. “It’s like the Wild West,” said a senior lawyer at a legal watchdog group. Investigations are urgently required. Poppycock
Wow, that was dark. 🤔... That is so damned... I remember those same cases in my country but the Government has no immediate action... Then I guess feminism isn't for her. 12 yr old Emma Roberts can't handle being pregnant? Well, she shouldn't have sold her soul to the devil in order to be famous, then.
On the bright side, she's only 12 years away from enjoying life as a grandmother. This is fucked up Well, her life stopped being sacred like 12 years ago, so you want get much pro-life support there. Hey! keep it clean guys, PG13!! 🤡
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Mark it zero Then maybe she shouldn't have fucked brother. Or tye life of brooke shields? Naaa..I'll give this a pass.😑😑😑 first she have to see if hers body can hold that Umm, funniness? Ice cold. the lord will see her through plus some state welfare programs Why would you post this? This isnt funny
Fake German heiress sentenced to 4-12 years behind barsAnna Sorokin, the German con artist who passed herself off as a wealthy heiress to swindle banks, hotels and even close friends as she lived out a high-society, Instagram-ready fantasy in New York, was sentenced Thursday to four to 12 years in prison. Judge Diane Kiesel said Sorokin had been 'blinded
Uber CEO expects further pressure as shares add to losses, down 12%Uber Technologies Inc's shares fell 12% on Monday, more than doubling their... Taking a beating I'd say This business is run by fools. Time for a better business to emerge. Some of their drivers don't even speak English. Some even abuse their customers. Our company stopped using this crappy business a long time ago. Who was bank rolling uber before it went public? Who was happily losing billions in private money? DowJones hedge