Peel an onion layer by layer and what do you get? Nothing.
atatnite
Sweet home Alabama
Women and girls need to get out of those regressive states as soon as they can. Those states will eliminate birth control next. Then they’ll require ID for an over-the-counter pregnancy test (and follow up). Young women: Run. Get out of those states while you can.
when one child's life inconveniences another... one must die
Of course in real life social services would get involved. No child would actually be put in this problem under no abortion. It's just that both children would be alive instead of just the one....
Who knew a child couldn’t be a mother. Pro life people are disgusting
Plus your Uncle Chester is going to make a terrible father. He can't get a good job right now because of one little indiscretion with a 12-year-old-girl.
Bring back printed paper please
😢
To the old Bible thumpers it is a way to control women. Power is all they care about. They should go to Hell. Literally.
Its called Adoption or Move to NY
asherbum94 There are something like 1 million abortions a year in the US. Anyone wonder what society would be like with 20 million unwanted children (some adults) in 20yrs if ALL states made it illegal?
A reminder that onions make you cry.
Ugh, really? 👎🏻
Where’s the satire?
That awkward moment when a satirical news outlet makes sense
The onion getting dark...
The truth is stranger, and more fucked up, than fiction sometimes..
drewthegoose too real
'Maybe she'll learn to not get raped next time' - Alabama
Oof
Low Onion, real low.
the feels = (
That just earned you an unfollow
As Faith Goldy would say “keep a quarter between your knees” I guess in this case, a dime.
so cute girl
🤮
The Onion. Admit it, you have now become The Garlic.
OpWolverines Not funny.
she can be any or no gender if she wants no pressure there
Fuck this hellscape we live in.
Good thing satirical websites always point out what might happen in 0.0000000000128% of pregnancies
Remember when the world wasn’t so awful and the Onion could be only funny?
In Malaysia underage marriages for girls are still allowed ! drwanazizah hannahyeoh SyedSaddiq
This Novella was written by 16 year old Ellen Nester Hoag, AKA ‘ POOTIE ‘ to her 3 friends . It details her struggle to keep her pants on and act like a responsible adult , and time and time again using planned parenthood to Vacu-Suck unwanted pregnancies. I’m pro choice but damn
prolife prolifegeneration ProBirth ProlifeIsProwoman prolifealways
Dark
So sad. Prayers are with her................
You posted this yesterday didn't you?
Sometimes The Onion forgets it's parody and just tells that shit straight.
Damn.
ItsNOSAJ Would've been better with a stock photo watermark on the photo
NOT FUCKING FUNNY
This is a sad time in our democracy. No 12 yr old should ever give birth. So much for having a normal life thanks to a bunch of lily white Republicans that think they have the God given right to tell a female what they have to do. Youre all going to hell!
The onion gets it. Why can’t the rest of America realize we aren’t living in a satire comedy?
Sometimes the onion is too close to the mark.
omg
This hits too close to home
Jesus...
Holy shit.
Oh jeez...
Quit whining and grow up, little girl.
The line between satire and reality is getting very blurry. I tried my hand at some satire on the same subject ...
Aaaahhhh :(
Ouch
This isn't even funny. Just sad.
Shame on Trump!
Since when did the onion stop posting satire? Did I miss something?
Onion, you are not right. 😂
Well this went to dark places...
Stop with reading the headlines. It's too depressing..
How long has it been since The Onion moved away from satire?
adoption
At least in imaginary Alabama, the girl gets to Think something.
Jfc
Fuck
NotTheOnion
Shame on United States of America. We are living in the 21 st Century we don't need a goverment to make choices for us. This is an abuse of power.
Jonathan Swift lives.
Okay. That’s funny. 😂
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Wow, that was dark.
😐 😑 😠
George Carlin had these “Pro Life” Forced Birthers nailed 25 years ago. AlabamaAbortionBill
This should be funny
Then I guess feminism isn't for her.
🤔... That is so damned... I remember those same cases in my country but the Government has no immediate action...
On the bright side, she's only 12 years away from enjoying life as a grandmother.
12 yr old Emma Roberts can't handle being pregnant? Well, she shouldn't have sold her soul to the devil in order to be famous, then.
Mark it zero
Hey! keep it clean guys, PG13!! 🤡
Well, her life stopped being sacred like 12 years ago, so you want get much pro-life support there.
This is fucked up
Umm, funniness?
first she have to see if hers body can hold that
Naaa..I'll give this a pass.😑😑😑
Or tye life of brooke shields?
Then maybe she shouldn't have fucked brother.
Why would you post this? This isnt funny
the lord will see her through plus some state welfare programs
Ice cold.
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