Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Honor goes, ‘I was into Taylor Swift before, like, anyone?’

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I assumed she was being sorcastic when she asked for tickets as port of her birthday present

Christian is sitting at our usual table in 3fe on Sussex Terrace and I can tell instantly that something is up. When you’ve played ten to someone’s twelve, you can have no secrets from each other. Fact of rugby, fact of life.He goes, “All good, Ross,” and I decide to let him tell me what’s wrong in his own sweet time. “What about you?”Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like thisI laugh and I end up pretty much spraying him with flat white.

He goes, “You always said they pretty much raise themselves – beyond feeding them, there’s very little you can do.”“Rite of passage or slippery slope – only time will tell.”stop him going to see Taylor Swift?” “I’m saying you could be doing him a favour in the long run. My daughter has a criminal record. God only knows how that would impact on her life if we didn’t live in Killiney.”“Hey, I’m your son’s godfather. I care about what happens to him. And a short, shorp shock might be just the thing to bring him to his senses.”We sip our coffees. I wait a good 60 seconds before I go, “Do you know what – as a favour to you and because you’re my best mate – I’m going to take the tickets off your hands.

When it comes to nature restoration plans, EU states will look to the Burren Programme. We should do the sameHonor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam.

When it comes to nature restoration plans, EU states will look to the Burren Programme. We should do the sameWhere do we start with sowing a traditional lawn around our new-build house?

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