‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: I automatically tighten my muscles to make sure the old abs and pecs look their best. Illustration: Alan Clarke

I’m just saying that you get, like, Botox all the time. I don’t remember you ever coming to me for permissiongoing to win a fifth European Cup. That’s like saying Ireland are never going to get beyond the quarter-finals of the World Cup. It’ll happen one day. The important thing is that I’ll be fully ready when it does.”

I’m there, “What, like you check in with me every time you decide to change, I don’t know, your hairstyle?”He goes, “I hate to say, ‘I told you so,’ Sorcha, but the fact is I did. Even as I was walking you up the aisle.” I’m there, “Musky Grennan, for instance – who did the SportsManDip course with me in UCD – his wife gave him a Free Pass for his 40th.”That’s where you’re wrong, Sorcha. I’m keeping the tattoo – we’re talking all five stors. You’re just going to have to get used to looking at it

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