Woman Needs To Shut Up And Allow Man To Be Ally

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BOULDER, CO—Expressing frustration that she routinely wouldn’t allow him to finish his point without cutting him off, local graphic designer Julian Serra told reporters Friday there were times when his coworker Ericka Lerado really needed to just shut up and let him be an ally to her. “Ericka is great, she really is, but she needs to learn to take a step back so she doesn’t keep getting in my way when I’m trying to support women in the workplace,” said Serra, adding that every time he tried to talk about how professional women had been historically marginalized, Lerado had to pipe up and give everyone her two cents on the subject. “Sometimes I want to shout at her, ‘Hey, listen, I’m here for you! Would you keep your goddamn mouth closed for one second so I can help you?’ I’m one of the few guys in the office who’s in her corner. If she let me get a fucking word in edgewise once in a while, I’d be able to prove it.” At press time, a visibly enraged Serra could be seen balling up his fists after Lerado interrupted his speech about the glass ceiling.\n

BOULDER, CO—Expressing frustration that she routinely wouldn’t allow him to finish his point without cutting him off, local graphic designer Julian Serra told reporters Friday there were times when his coworker Ericka Lerado really needed to just shut up and let him be an ally to her.

“Ericka is great, she really is, but she needs to learn to take a step back so she doesn’t keep getting in my way when I’m trying to support women in the workplace,” said Serra, adding that every time he tried to talk about how professional women had been historically marginalized, Lerado had to pipe up and give everyone her two cents on the subject.

 

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danwaterfield thanks Dan, I just spurted out my coffee

I thought The Onion only printed fake stories.

What was the argument all about? She says - It cant be 10 inches. 10 inches is this long..

There are two types of ppl I can’t stand. Those that are biased against others based on their gender and men.

sarah_egan22

I know how to fill the car up.

John Lennon wave feminism

We cannot say this loudly enough . . . THANK YOU!

“Well, actually, stop taking, I am an expert in being female. Have sex with me.” Male ally

And he wants to help you move to a new apartment because he wants to sleep with you.

This Onion article is delicious - now lets repeat it for certain political groups usurping (for political reasons) grievances of certain racial groups... grabs popcorn.

onion once again the real MVP

I have an opinion about this, & I'm a human being, but will refrain from being a friend to those who don't want it.

Quit showing our hand,

dudes rock

No-one in these comments has read the actual article and it shows.

Toephuu

Guys this one is a bit too vmclose to reality

Lol

KarensGoneWild again.

You can tell he's an ally by how patiently he's explaining things to that crazy lady.

Getting less and less funny. Unfollow.

Ladies let me explain what this means. 😉

I thought the Onion made jokes?

deepamenon_

Onion, I love your stuff, but this is ehhhhh... hrmmm

😂😂😂

I really wanna replace the words woman and man for words fitting a different issue, it would be oh so accurate 😂

For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be uh noted that that joke was written by a woman.

These replies are gon be interesting 👀

can't believe women would do this when I, a white man, know whats best for them

Lmao bruh

Or does man?

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