Parasite Circus?
So we wait 2000 years for the return of Christ and he’s like, “screw it. I’m just going to join a band instead.”
The idiot should have learned you should always spoon a girl after a parade
well yeah cuz those spoons are full of cocaine
cptbeef gonna have to learn to play the spoons instead of the banjo
Shame. He does have those washboard abs going for him, though.
No one has the heart to tell him whispering . . . 'Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On the Bedpost Overnight' . . . into their ear is a bad move.
Pretty sure that's Howard Hessman.
Can’t fool me, that’s Howard Hesseman
This is blatant toaster player erasure and I won’t stand for it
To be fair, big spoons means big... the ladies know what I'm talking about.
Jug..Spoon..Plates missing..Chickens..Sorry Chicks..What A Confusion..TheOnion NewYorker wsj cnni bbcworld ndtv
Well the onion must have been in VisitMemphis to see local staple starandmicey
Maybe if got a puppy & brought with him on stage.
The spoons guy can't even play on key
Spoon guy is good at spooning.
He'll never be anyone's 'Salty Dog'
rigsofdad
Sounds rough.
creaturec0mfort
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