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Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

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CHESTNUT HILL, MA—Hoping to secure a second chance with the Patriots by taking accountability for his actions, wide receiver Antonio Brown attempted to prove he was a changed man Monday by breaking into Robert Kraft’s house in the middle of the night to apologize. “Look, I know I screwed up, and I just wanted to do something proactive and tell you to your face that I’ve changed,” said Brown, waving the knife he used to disable Kraft’s home security system and wrapping duct tape over the team owner’s mouth to make sure he could recite his full apology. “I stabbed your security your guard and outran your dogs just to show you how much I want to be on the Patriots. Would someone who wasn’t committed to football smash open your kitchen window at 2 a.m. like that? Didn’t think so. Clearly, I’m in playing shape if I could do all this without waking you up. Shit, I could be back on the practice field tomorrow.” At press time, Brown had thrown Kraft in the trunk of his car and was headed to Tom Brady’s house so Brown could show off all the tape he’d been studying.

 

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ArifHasanNFL This seems vaguely racist.

AB84 I wouldn’t be surprised if this was not satire

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it truly was a happy ending

Kraft was probably busy deleting his google search history

Yea...this is the most realistic story to ever come out in theonion. I’d believe this in a heartbeat. 😂 AB84 Patriots NFL

FTBeard11 BreakInsAreBoomin

At least half of football Twitter: 'Well, why didn't Kraft do more to protect his home from burglary? I think he made this up. I bet he invited AB in, but then regretted it.'

Not that far fetched

The OJ gloves! 😂

Doctored image, the fact that there are no “massage therapists” in bed with Kraft is a big tell.

lol

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PenguinsJesus He interrupted Kraft's midnight 'massage'?

lol I love this RunningManTTV

So he's the one who robbed puedipye

Mr. Big Change

Just hear me out FOOL

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