BETTENDORF, IA—Saying he had no plans to challenge anything set forth in the hour-long nature program, television viewer Adam Canales reported Monday that he was fully prepared to believe whatever the documentarytold him about coral reefs.
“I don’t know a single thing about coral reefs, so I’m perfectly okay with buying wholesale whatever this documentary has to say on the topic,” said Canales, who noted that he was 100 percent ready to accept any and all facts and figures presented to him about coral, adding that anything the program’s narrator had to say regarding the threats facing these aquatic ecosystems was “good enough for [him].
This is true. Now I am prepared to forget everything I thought I knew about coral reefs. I’ll let you know once I finish this OTHER documentary.
RT : Viewer Prepared To Believe Whatever Documentary Tells Him About Coral Reefs
What is this supposed to be? Irony? Believe what he will, a few degrees hotter on earth we'll be dying whilst the sea creatures are adapting. We humans are the modern day dinosaurs, best to tried carefully, shit, too late!
Don’t laugh. He got his entire basis of medical knowledge from watching Andrew Cuomo do press conferences
I have that screensaver also
TrumbullMatthew
Shoe will retweet this
they were invented by hitler and now green new deal trying to save them? smh
just chilling watching the roku tv screensaver
He should go out and experiment for decades on coral reefs on his own and learn the truth
It's me. I was the person the studied for this article
They should make a film about me . I scare neighbors and their families because I’m almost 600 pounds. I was arrested for making love to vacuum cleaner in public , and i set myself on fire when I lit a fart just last year. I’m a legend at my complex , where is my story ?
That's actually just the Plex screensaver. He's just too drunk to notice.
People are usually very close-minded, very hard to convince, but if you really wanna get something through, do a documentary about it
Pretty sure that is the roku screensaver
Astros have been stealing their signs for years.
Coral Reefer Madness
You know what, okay. Fair callout. I'm sorry alright
So sad, so true.
don't believe Big Coral and their corporate lies
Must be watching the same channel. Who knew that coral reproduced only one week a year in spring in which they just...well it’s a week long coral orgy
Coral reefered
Humanity was framed and didn't really kill that coral reef.
I’m down a “hitler lived in Argentina until the ‘60s” hole
relatable
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