Vatican Museum Displays Massive Skeletons Of Prehistoric Saints

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THE VATICAN—As part of a yearlong exhibit celebrating the massive fossilized holy men, the Vatican Natural History Museum opened its collection of prehistoric saint skeletons to the public, sources confirmed Thursday. “Now for the first time, visitors can get up close and really appreciate the size of these beatified…

THE VATICAN—As part of a yearlong exhibit celebrating the massive fossilized holy men, the Vatican Natural History Museum opened its collection of prehistoric saint skeletons to the public, sources confirmed Thursday.

“Now for the first time, visitors can get up close and really appreciate the size of these beatified creatures, some of which are theorized to have weighed up to 10,000 pounds-story building,” said the museum’s curator Bishop Marcello Sandri, noting that the largest specimens would have consumed several tons of Eucharist per day as they roamed the planet performing miracles.

 

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Careful, some people believe that bs

Time they caught up with the Kentucky ark museum.

Wow

metal.

Panther_Will All hail Mega-Pope!

From the First Rapture Extinction

You sure those aren't the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown?

Honestly kinda terrifying

They got Tomb of the Giants there

human bone seen through an electron microscope

🤣🤣

“several tons of Eucharist” 😭😭😭

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