Upset Red Sox Fan Demands To Speak To Manager

📆 5/10/2019 9:14 PM
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BOSTON—Fuming as he referred to the on-field product as “totally unacceptable,” upset Red Sox fan James McCormack pulled aside a Fenway Park employee Friday and demanded to speak to the team’s manager. “Is this the way they treat paying customers? I’m gonna need someone to come up here and explain the level of play I witnessed today,” said McCormack, 38, clarifying that he expected a certain level of performance and professionalism on the field after spending over $100 to watch the Red Sox play the Mariners. “Somebody get Alex Cora up here right now. He better be able to explain why this dogshit bullpen can’t keep a lead to save its goddamn life. I have been a regular visitor to this stadium for over 10 years, but if I don’t get to speak to management right now, or at least get a refund, I’m telling everyone I know to never attend a Red Sox game again.” At press time, Cora was attempting to defuse the situation with an irate McCormack by calling down Red Sox owner John Henry to offer the fan store credit at the Fenway Park shop.

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Was he in a pot detox coma for a month ?

Karon needs to chill...

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Male Karen

Ok, Karen.

carolynryan Dude for sure works at Barstool

True American there 😊

He wants more touchdowns.

Hot Dog Vendor Apologizes For Saying, 'Pass This Down to the Cheap Son-of-a-Bitch in the B Cap.'.

we’re between managers. here’s the assistant bullpen coach

Jared Carrabis making an Onion article is the highlight of my 2020.

Yes.

Holy shit Karens can posses people now

God damnit, Karen.

“Somebody get Alex Cora up here right now.” 😂😂😂

They would've requested the General Manager, but ...

Oh neptune...

Fire Cora, anyways only 19 games are remaining. Any base coach can take over and manage the star studded medioare team

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Go_GoSox “Who do I see about a refund for this?”

also be upset with Sad Rox

Dude that’s my boy Sully!

Try over 30 years and 159 dollars a ticket and you just described me :)

' I'm sorry sir. The beer stands close after the 7th inning. ' ' Yes every game '

16.5 games behind will do that for you.

You know that every time something newsworthy that’s factually true comes up 985TheSportsHub says “this isn’t from the Onion” right?

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Cora has 19 games left before he is fired. No wonder boy this year! Poor spring training with pitchers waiting a month to fundamental baseball with inability to manufacture runs.We need a baseball version of Belichick!

Sounds about right... you know people around here get that look in their eyes.

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Is his name Karen?

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Least he doesn't wanna talk to the general manager

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