Ha! What a idiot, I got mine when I was 4 years old!
outofcontroljb Une grande gueule toi aussi menteur que vous êtes aussi aussi on va dire pourquoi voler les bien bisous temps payé pourquoi volé le pétrole des autres pays je le sais très bien où il manque du pétrole nous chercher les guerres pour voler les garder haute qualité du pétrole
PhillinGroovy And The Onion unable to produce fresh onions because it’s soil is mixed with 💩💩💩
Ignoring the fact that it's satire for a second: Lets be real, almost all people in the Government would fail-
JayLionel7 He looks totally wasted
This was posted 2011 people.
This is the best headline we will see this year. 👏
outofcontroljb
outofcontroljb gabitar_ 😂😂😂😂
He is not. The thing is he has no moral values.
live laugh love!
chickdickloverr The Onion unable to provide certificate showing they are still relevant.
😂🤣😂🤣🤣👌
I don’t think this was meant to be a joke. I think it is true
So true
scrappy406 Didn't need The Onion to bring this to our attention, it has been common knowledge for years.
I think he is officially classified as a blockhead.
😂🤣
Nor has he been cleared of being a human testicle wart..
Accurate Reporting ✊
Crappy headline onion.... unfollowing. flush
Too easy, Onions. Too easy.
Animated Pus
knownonumbers The Onionists can easily prove that They stink onionism.
I'm by no means a Trump supporter but this is supposed to be funny c'mon guys
Imagine living in a country where a satirical post like this would get you murdered. I wish people had more respect for our president in general no matter who they are. America lacks class.
DrWorms You mean his tax returns?
The Onion is a yellow rag.....
Imagine getting mad at an onion article
reminds me of the 'donkey brains certificate' episode of 'Allways sunny in Philadelphia'. Guess some people dont like it when they make fun of trump
LOVE IT!
Or his mother is not an orangutan!!!!
It’s funny because it’s true. I know it. Deep in my ice cold, flaccid heart, I know it.
You guys are just getting lazy now and it's pathetic.
orange juice is best juice
Either you hired some unskilled writers or your staff needs to be thrown out with the bath water. 🥱
You can’t either
DistortBot
“This is lazy / low fruit humor / pathetic” say the people defending a man who is questioning the citizenship of a black VP candidate.
Yeah appears to be their response to him demanding a new bit cert from Obama. I read he called the released one a fake but not sure of exact time line. Birther BS. Still topical though
LeaKThompson He's NOT Displayed an Progressivism so that would be Impossible!
Well, ‘festering’ is difficult to prove.
LeaKThompson 🤣🤣🤣🤣oh lawdy, lawd I’m dead! Good one! Best description of him yet! Nailed it!!
To be fair there's a lot of bureaucracy to get that certification. Also classes are like 6 hours long.
Kmew it!
isn’t this usually satire?
Onion ain't playing tonight
He can’t prove he doesn’t have Donkey Brains either
Why doesn’t he have that Certificate?
Eh. You gotta try harder. Recycled from 2012, no? Un-subbed. Was a good run.
sofialouise69 Haha
Inevitable
💩 💩 💩
Boring. Lazy. Not funny.
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neutrinoburrito i laughed a full minute over this. while this is not my normal way of wanting to interact about narcissistic a-holes, karma is such a.... this would be true, technically. yes.
If he said he would produce one it would be the first accurate document he's produced not to mention, the first time he's come through with a document he's promised.
Best possible picture for this.
pixiekittie_
Trump looking like he's in politics to make money for all the 'Mac's out there
The article was written in 2011 y'all
Comments are proof that few people ever click the link in the headline.
So funny ahahaha
Self confidence does not need a certificate.
Onion went off lmao.
2016 - 2020 has been so hard on the Onion they had to revert to reporting real news.
Oh so youre saying you DONT have a certificate exonerating you from having 'donkey brains'
We’re witnessing the demise of a once great satirical production
It'll turn up, along with a wall of books analyzing his monkeyhouse leadership style: throw shit until it sticks.
Trump: 'I know it's here somewhere, Mike could you check my ass for me?' Pence: 'On it boss!.......All I can find is that personally autographed copy of Mein Kampf from your dad, sir!' Trump: 'Could you wipe my ass for me Mike?' Pence: 'No problem boss!'
It’s written on toilet paper 🧻
Looks like one
Onion is supposed to be satire not real news, guys. Get it together.
Must prove innocents... 😄😅😂🤣 WalkingOuija WIC 🧐🕵️
Remember the days when onion was satire and not poor political commentary? I bet Pepperidge Farms remembers.
It must suck to be one you the types of writers your team is filled with, this year is so messed up half the articles I see I think are and then this one? I almost took as legitimate.
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