WESTON, CT—Visibly shocked and repulsed by her own behavior as she sat questioning the type of person she is deep down, unsettled 2-year-old Ellie Ritter admitted to reporters that she had no idea what compelled her to bite her friend on the face Thursday. “I honestly don’t know what came over me.
I know Jacob took the train I was playing with, but I usually handle that kind of thing okay—but this time I…Ihim,” said a shaken and bewildered Ritter, sitting wide-eyed on a floor mat at her daycare as she vehemently asserted that she had no prior knowledge of this dark, disturbing place within her. “I mean, this is Jacob we’re talking about. He’s my friend, my playmate. And I just went straight for his forehead like an animal.
Having raised a couple kids to (as far as I know) non-bitey adulthood, I'm not buying for a second that any toddler would be unsettled at having bitten a friend. They think biting is just a nuance of communication.. and they're not entirely wrong.
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This was the norm at my cousin's place. She bit her way out of high school and now spends her life in a Tibetan monestary.
Need to get those demons out.
Gee they start on bath salt at an early age...
It will take some adjustments ...
Now a 'Florida toddler'. Starting them early!
A toddler used THOSE WORDS 'Jesus, what's wrong with me?' Very advanced vocabulary.
A little early for Klingon mating ritual so it must be self defense because he was getting handsy.
Must have been...
Primal urges
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