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Oh snap!
This is literary my nightmare every time I use the toilet!!! I don’t live in Florida but still...
Better than in the nuts😂😂
Still trying to figure out why the man had his arm in a toilet...
Well that could have been worse!
What the fresh hell is going on out in Florida?!
Could have been worse.
OMG!!!!!!!!
Good Python. Didn't bite his balls. 🤣🤣🤣
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