Those looking for a hard or sharp kind of pet are in for a rude awakening.People Will Use This One Simple Fact About You To Lazily Buy You Basic Cat-Themed Gifts For The Rest Of Your LifePeople Will Use This One Simple Fact About You To Lazily Buy You Basic Cat-Themed Gifts For The Rest Of Your Life.
This is good news. I thought it was possessed by my mother in law.
I wonder what JortsTheCat would think about this…
🙄
Cat will hunt..
This is hilarious and all true. 🤣🤣
This is your new reality, so it’s best to start practicing feigned enthusiasm early.
kitawny24
Most dog owners don’t realize adding a cat to the family can also impact the dog. A Hartford Cat surgically removed empathy from family dog, couldn’t figure out how it will help him in the long run. Sells it on eBay
johnbearwithme TheNewsan
'Cats Fought For Apartheid In South Africa' I knew cats were evil, but I didn't know they were THAT evil! 😂🤣🤣
KEshleman eshlemanjd
mcgarold in case you’re still on the fence
They employ dogs at the Onion now?
Counterpoint: Things every cat wishes they knew before they were adopted by this family of useless meat puppets.
Topical?
It all makes sense now
Whuuuu? Dammit, who told? ThoughtsOfCat2, was this you
SinaToronto66
There is no perfect kitty litter
logus_bogus that explains a lot
RadioFreeTom We tried to warn y'all, like 42 times...
Mwirigi 💭
So that's where that's coming from... I really wish I knew what 'Meow' means in Ukrainian because that seems to be my cat's favorite word every night from about 2 AM to 4 AM.
RadioFreeTom I always laugh out loud.
scream-laughter!
All cats are Makhnovists
RadioFreeTom I always thought the Onion was satire. What are they doing, branching out to writing 'Living With a Cat' articles?
Have this image of my cat at night putting on his track suit and squatting by some concrete pillars.
*sitting next to empty bowl Cat: blyat!…er… meow!
Is this true Number10cat
дай мені курку
Мне это не нравится.
anya__online
Wow, this is so epic Cool
theolALFer THIS INTELLIGENCE REPORT MAY BE OF USE TO YOU.
GlamRatchet Mine used to turn on my computer. I was afraid they were ordering illicit catnip online.
b___makayla stay safe
I lost billion$, just teaching my cat how to write.
feline felony
That sound about right.
My cat stole my SSN and took my wife on a Groupon vacation
Fizz is not amused.
I made my cat get a job at KFC.
You work for cats. They don't work for you. You just be thankful you get cuddles sometimes.
.ramit Heheh. Thought you'd like that.
catnip addiction brings down 98.6% of all the cats on Wall Street.
Warning! Do not - I repeat NOT - invest in cats. My current investment is down $10k from medical bills alone. Also: Unfathomable amounts of fancy catfood (the cheap kind seems to not please him 🙄) Only return has been occasional cuddling (which I suspect is in self interest).
Toxoplasmosis
I’ve found that cane be quite sharp from time to time
🤣 way too accurate
Stray cat who adopted us... Day one: 'wow! regular food supply' 10 years later: 'what's this? Only salmon will do!'
About the searing racism and satanic rituals for my cat. Salem’s a real jerk
Should be the wallpaper at every SPCA
filosobea_
'People Will Use This One Simple Fact About You To Lazily Buy You Basic Cat-Themed Gifts For The Rest Of Your Life' spot on
🤣🤣
So THAT’S who’s been speaking Ukrainian!!
22 page slideshow? lol.
Funny read 👌
1 Answer: They wish they knew they were adopting a cat.
8. They randomly explode when you put them in the microwave.
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