Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker ’s Name
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective consciousness, the nation begrudgingly agreed Wednesday to learn Suns guard Devin Booker ’s name. “Alright, alright I guess he’s good enough to start keeping tabs on, whatever,” said Elijah Forbes , echoing the…
AlertsWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective consciousness, the nation begrudgingly agreed Wednesday to learn Sunsguard Devin Booker’s name. “Alright, alright I guess he’s good enough to start keeping tabs on, whatever,” said Elijah Forbes, echoing the sentiment of 328 million Americans
who agreed to stop calling Booker “one of the Jenner’s boyfriends” or “the guy standing next to LeBron in the picture.” “As far as the Suns go, we know Chris Paul from the commercials. We like Chris. Now I guess we’ll make a little room for D-Book. Is that really what they call him? Huh.” At press time, the nation vowed to never learn the names of any player on the Utah Jazz.Read more: The Onion »
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DaveKingNBA suns_tutu_fan Figured you'd get a kick out of this. Nation: “He’s the one without covid, right?” Who? “At press time, the nation vowed to never learn the names of any player on the Utah Jazz.” 😂 💀 Wake me up when they beat a team at full strength. Nahh They’ll learn it when his face is on the back on milk cartons after Joker’s brothers “Take” him.
Who? Why did I see SUS on his jersey for a split second? The amount of bogdonavics will never be addressed
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