To soon
Don't give them any ideas. I'm sure they would try.
Stoppppp my HEART STOPPED FOR A SECOND 😩😩😩🥺
I just realized that the flag on the right has the same background colours as the 'Saturdays are for the boys' flags wtf
501 the 501st?
Should also be pressure on the millions made through gangster rap that glorifies criminal activity as an acceptable norm,that influences youth not to educate but put in work for street cred instead of a diploma.They call it hip hop to be more marketable.still gangsters influence
Too real. Are we sure The Onion hasn't been transformed into a legit News source in the Trump era?
If this came from PBS I think I would believe it.
When you see a business named something like Kurtz Kool Kars it's a Klan thing and it's for profit.
For a second I didn't realize it was The Onion...because it seemed...plausible.
aidannaravane
When the onion becomes real news
He had another Tulsa rally?!
Sign the petition to make the public display of the confederate flag illegal. Together, we can rise above hate.
KlungKlingKlan INC We tinker for you what ever it becomes in time YOU WILL BUY for it is KlungKlingKlan made !
Hahahaha haha, I’m genuinely surprised you guys and gals can keep coming up with these. Nothing seems fake anymore!
Just use it’s other name, The Republican Party.
Along with other eugenics groups like Planned Parenthood
Almost ate that onion
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