New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

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Nearly 400,000 of the traffic signs have gone up around the state in an effort to alert motorists when it is appropriate to drive like a complete bat out of hell.

 

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I feel like this could happen if florida if I really try hard enough

WHAT! this can't be real that's outrageous

People can't fully appreciate having to not talk from theillusion in their mind,lesspeopletalking out in life is a badthing,&havent considered,lifes a lotlessconfusing whentheonlythingthats legal,nodding,up or down,no sideways,sinceonlythen,all is lost,noddingrequires strictrules

Sure. A lot of people claim,rents expensive,buthaveUactually calculated,howmuchUspend on bottledH2Oa month?Its like besidessleep,thats what I spend my timedoing,carryingH2Oback to theapartmentlike itsMiddleAges times,next its gatheringfirewood&w/anyluck,catch a squirrel or rabbit

The rewards of pretending to be deaf? You don't have to regularly hydrate, to be able to pronounce words properly, & it's all to the good. 'Hi, how are you today?', turns into, 'Eyyyyye, why crotch who souffle', &nobody bats an eye, he's just like that. It's the Amerixan way👍

That DOES NOT exclude blind & dumb adults... result, big lawsuit...

Can't count how many times I have almost been hit by on their phones in a Prius in a parking lot

what?

Though I do appreciate the “Slow Children Playing” signs - slow kids need the most time to get out of the way

_zboral JanMencwel przydało by się nam takie w Warszawie 🤣

SUKnives erikkaneboi good news for the day.

But are there any 'SLOW CHILDREN' around

As a blind man I really appreciate these signs

It's like placing a sign on the road for blind drivers.

I have a 'No Baby on Board' sign on my car so peoiple feel free to t-bone me

TIME TO FLEX MY CUSTOM DESPACITO HORN

'Initial D that whole turn, man! These kids ain't gonna snitch like that last ones!'

Good news bro zilinski212

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