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New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

7/14/2020 5:44:00 PM

New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So Drivers Know When They Can Be As Reckless As Possible

Nearly 400,000 of the traffic signs have gone up around the state in an effort to alert motorists when it is appropriate to drive like a complete bat out of hell.

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White House's Kushner confirms he met with entertainer Kanye West

White House adviser Jared Kushner on Thursday confirmed that he had met recently with entertainer Kanye West, who is seeking to get his name on ballots for the Nov. 3 U.S. presidential election.

I feel like this could happen if florida if I really try hard enough WHAT! this can't be real that's outrageous People can't fully appreciate having to not talk from theillusion in their mind,lesspeopletalking out in life is a badthing,&havent considered,lifes a lotlessconfusing whentheonlythingthats legal,nodding,up or down,no sideways,sinceonlythen,all is lost,noddingrequires strictrules

Sure. A lot of people claim,rents expensive,buthaveUactually calculated,howmuchUspend on bottledH2Oa month?Its like besidessleep,thats what I spend my timedoing,carryingH2Oback to theapartmentlike itsMiddleAges times,next its gatheringfirewood&w/anyluck,catch a squirrel or rabbit The rewards of pretending to be deaf? You don't have to regularly hydrate, to be able to pronounce words properly, & it's all to the good. 'Hi, how are you today?', turns into, 'Eyyyyye, why crotch who souffle', &nobody bats an eye, he's just like that. It's the Amerixan way👍

That DOES NOT exclude blind & dumb adults... result, big lawsuit... Can't count how many times I have almost been hit by on their phones in a Prius in a parking lot what? Though I do appreciate the “Slow Children Playing” signs - slow kids need the most time to get out of the way _zboral JanMencwel przydało by się nam takie w Warszawie 🤣

SUKnives erikkaneboi good news for the day. But are there any 'SLOW CHILDREN' around It's like placing a sign on the road for blind drivers. As a blind man I really appreciate these signs I have a 'No Baby on Board' sign on my car so peoiple feel free to t-bone me Good news bro zilinski212 'Initial D that whole turn, man! These kids ain't gonna snitch like that last ones!'


New York City Records No New Coronavirus Deaths For First Time Since March“Thank you to the healthcare workers, essential workers and everyone who made this possible,' a city council member said. Way to Go, NY🤔 They are being shot before the virus can infect them. Sounds like a strategy Deblasio his put in place.

New York to out-of-state travelers: Provide contact information or face a $2,000 fineNew York will require air travelers from states with high rates of COVID-19 to provide their local contact information or face a penalty of up to $2,000, Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Monday. It's getting downright CREEPY. These days, who in their right mind wants to set foot into NYC where the criminals and drug merchants own the streets and the Mayor dances around in the daisy fields Hmmm I believe he threatened to sue Rhode Island for a similar action 🤔

New York Lawmakers to Hold Hearings on Impact of Coronavirus in the StateMembers of the New York Senate and Assembly said Monday they will hold hearings to examine the impact of the coronavirus pandemic in the state, with a focus on its health-care system. How about a look at how the state responded? Hearings, something to do.

New York City reports zero coronavirus deaths, Florida's cases skyrocket - Business InsiderBusiness Insider is a fast-growing business site with deep financial, media, tech, and other industry verticals. Launched in 2007, the site is now the largest business news site on the web. How many died of suicide? Wow is the true ? How about you also put the total deaths of both while you put up headlines like this

Six Harvey Weinstein accusers call $18.9 million New York settlement a 'cruel hoax'Six women who claim they were sexually abused by Harvey Weinstein urged a U.S. judge on Monday to reject an $18.9 million settlement with the disgraced movie producer, the board of his former studio and other accusers. It’s all about the money Considering his wealth? Yeah I can see that. It’s a slap in the face

New York City Police Officer’s Use of a Taser Is Under InvestigationA police officer’s use of a Taser gun on a Black Lives Matter protester is under investigation, according to the New York City mayor, after a weekend marked by contentious encounters between pro- and antipolice demonstrations. Who cares. WSJ is pathetic. The writer of this tweet should be thrown into that mob without a weapon/taser and see how they fair.