congrats bro Calteckball
thetoastednoodl What’s this? My cue that it’s time to get off the internet for a while.
toastyxz congrats bro
Rashidatu11 Lmaoooooo
This just in: Chimp returned by sun bc it got scared
Why people listening to an onion?
amreii_ this is it im going to the sun. Being monke brought me closer to god
why one chimpanzee when you can send the entire police force into the sun
May be the only way to get Trump out of office, send him to the sun!
Garou_Hidalgo I thoughy he was Trump
that's MURDER... but human will only say... 'take it easy, it's just a chimp!?' 😡🤬
epic
AlteredJamie Wouldn't be Trump a better fit?
SciGuySpace Are they using a frying pan as a seat or griddle 🤣🤣😂
SciGuySpace Launch AOC and BernieSanders
SciGuySpace Hoax?
Please send all the Trumps instead! Do the planet a favor
Well, at least theyre coming up with ideas again.. Now if they could just stay at the drawing board..
Next step: To Launch Love Child of a Human Woman and an Orangutan Into Sun
HOW DE.ARE YOU SENTING A MONKY TO THE SON!;!!!; THGIS... IS HOARRIBLE BAD. AGAIN WITH THGE LIBERALS IDEAS!!!!g!!!!!
HappyFunNorm Are they budgeting for sunscreen as well or will this cost too much money. What is it exactly they are trying to figure out that couldn't be done with something called a thermometer? The Spanish Inquisition and the Salem Witch Burning's had a foundation in 'Science' as well.
Think this is a great idea. Let em fry!
You'll be missed NunoEraa 😂
This is soooooo old
Trump is the president. Anything is possible.
Hell no
CNN Breaking News! NASA has just announced, that the chimpanzee has been promoted to Launch Director at Mission Control, and an orangutan will be sent to the Sun in it's stead. The name of the orangutan is 'Donald'.
I will watch space chimps 5 times in a day in his honor
thetoastednoodl More like Char-panzee
Nooo not the monkey
S/he’s gonna land at night, right?
MustardV3VO hope you make it back safe man
THFCelite good luck
God speed.
We have no real interest in experiments, we just hate this monkey.
Lucky
Die monke you don’t belong to this world
rickygervais
Monkey rethinks begging mom for space camp as a child. Ah well..too late now.
Monke
He doesn't look like Trumpet.
z_melhem بالسلامة ❤❤
Reminds me of TF2
ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME
FantasyMidnigh1 SmileTwisted LETS FUCKING GO!!!
This is like all animal testing
pOGGERS!
lordshizu
eliasmgf But at night.
FordPickupTruc1 have fun
Just go at night when its cooler
KetanJ0 Lucky
You're just stealing ideas from I Am Weasel at this point. Season 1: Episode 2 - I.R. On Sun.
this is the best quality the yankees have, the other ones can't barely handle driving a car
Can the Trump boys join them, as they said they should be first space tourists , because you know their dad is the president softer all.
finally
Monke
Didn't they miss last time?
At night, hopefully.
Make sure he’s loaded up with booze for the trip!
classicjj0 dwnyboy hmuace Jaccsunn Kyla_Marie31 keerG_twit yall better have fun up there!!! Send a postcard ❤️!
Should be someone more expendable, like Don Jr.
mnkywelldone
good
I believe the term is ‘yeet.’
Will this be the day time side or the night time side.
Couldn't we test this mission using Trump supporters before sending the monkey?
peta does not approve lol.
Again?
How did they talk Trump into that?
Finally, all the mysteries of the universe shall be uncovered
Good luck Faiz0_
Good luck BeanyManFC UtdAndreas
Now we'll see how good zombie Kubrick is on staging that landing...
Can we just send jr and erik instead?
Hopefully they'll do it at night
🚀🌕
I’m sure if they asked for volunteers to be shot into the sun people would sign up. 2020
Good luck bro unitedaaron_ 😁👍
I think Harambe would sabotage the mission.
davidcrosss mrbobodenkirk that's a fine way to treat this national hero after he blew up the moon for the US of A
Less ∆v to just sling em out of the solar system 😆
UtdRoWin im praying for u g
trump is going to the sun....
That thing is the sun.
CallMeCarsonYT
They better make sure he dresses light it’s gonna be a scorcher
F
I volunteer
peen_gorl Had an actual double take till I saw who tweeted it
roni_rowland have a safe flight 👍🏻
Wish you good luck sidp28
This one is really good))))))
Monsters
cameron_kasky Let Trump do it... Just tell him he can get a really good, genuine sun tan...
Nice for you bro good luck tiptoetoasty
God speed little man.
cameron_kasky It'll be ok as long as they send him at night.
no way thats evil:(
box2boxCB they sending you?
🤣— wow do I LOVE during this COVID19 pandemic, keep it coming!
praying for u guys 🙏 A7LFC1 RB_07FtboI ftblfamz KeitaPropaganda
FtblTal hope you’re ok bro
The Chimpsunzee!
SteveCarell tell them !! Y'all did it first 🌞😂 SpaceForceDoD
OneyNG
JunkyJanker is happy I bet
Lucky chimp
pecan___pie Monk fly
Can I volunteer to replace the chimpanzee
muhammadali9616 good luck
It will be OK, they’re going at night.
mamaeg0zei vão mandar um BR pro sol
good bye ChavanGaurav18
TakeMeBack2Hell will miss you :(
Space Force knew
LilChumpy15 TheChoEra AFCA_Lucas TimFCDH bastiaan_ TheCruyffWay im praying for you guys 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I thought only the US Space Force could be so pioneering.
Hope it goes well bro afcdyIan
keratinised OMG DONT FORGET ME IDOLO and touch the sun for me :))
Dfkm so this is why ilzz111 has been so quiet
WHY CAN'T IT BE KANYE
See, there is Trump still in orange...he is shorter than I thought
have fun in the sun Ftbl_Reece KeitaPropaganda afcdyIan afcCharIie lfcbaiIey blxncoido LilJoseMed cxlinwrld ftblpulisic ogosvi ffstekashi69 R13_DC ethandusted RitzUtd AlbieW_ whutxm wwfcAlex_ shxunk samwxrld zaincpfc VirgilSZN_ _Bennn__ wwfcMattyx
Gl Imad
PrimeMarcuss safe journey g
good luck UTDTrey
KavinDeBruyne17 broooo!!! Never knew you were this famous
They will be sending him at night
thfcYousef good luck bro
Ftbl_Reece TheChoEra jack10ii Good luck guys
Good luck AD_ManCity neelburner WodenWZN sagarmcfc lfcmansur
Omg This is the rise of planet apes
good luck TheChoEra
And they will launch him at night, so he doesn't get vaporized when he gets there...heh, heh...
Creeper_ND 下一步是被中国飞船捞走？（太空部队）
SackOIe my prayers are with you
PrimeSanders26 proud of u man
Renoldo10 sorry for you bruh
Barbeque
YOOOOOOOOO
KillerKamara going extraterrestrial 🙏🏽
Wish u the best bro pxnnguin
WernerSznn going to space well in lad
Not been tagged by anyone 😎😎
tiptoetoasty CuleFT good luck lads
have fun in the sun Ftbl_Reece KeitaPropaganda afcdyIan afcCharIie lfcbaiIey blxncoido LilJoseMed cxlinwrld ftblpulisic ogosvi ffstekashi69 R13_DC ethandusted RitzUtd AlbieW_ whutxm wwfcAlex_ digestivebiscut samwxrld zaincpfc VirgilSZN_ _Bennn__ wwfcMattyx
VyXXXm I’ll miss you bro
dembelethings wow happy got you g
I'll miss you bro SackOie
When does Trump leave?
thfcalfonzile AfcIgbin good luck 👍
WodenWZN UTDTrey 🙏🏽
Good luck UTDTrey
Mohd_SZN good luck bro and stay safe 🤝
Travis_CCFC praying for u mate xx
_sjayp stay safe broo🙏🏽🙏🏽
This you LilJoseMed ?
why man
UtdZakee 🥺
sfcliam_ have fun on your trip!
pyr3xg3neral hope you make it back in one piece g
I thought that guy was trump on the first glance.
FUNKY MUNKY!
Of course they’ll do it at night!
KrayzKova had no idea you where going to space, good luck you ape
Best of luck afcadamm!
YASSS BITCH SLAY THAT CHIMPANZEE :flushed:
FutboIOscar tell me how it goes la 😁👋
TheKIoppEra have a good time mate
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peta
Daniel_James_97 good luck bro
I think they meant Trump, but somehow the story evolved to a more intelligent being and someone reported Chimp...rather than Trump.
1geccc he will become sun god
Don Jr serving the country well.
Can they please send Trump instead?
This didn’t surprise me before I noticed it was posted on
It would be funnier if you put Eric Trump in that suit.
But he's still got another few months left in office...!
did you ask the monkey if he wants to go there?
NOOO NOT POGO WTFFF
Godspeed, Bonzo.
I nominate the great ape named Donald J Trump for this singular honor!
Not the monke!
Hahaha
Lucky.
TimDeLaughter Karl Wiggins was already doing this.
LETS FUCKING GOOOO CallMeCarsonYT
Is that pogo from tua?
make sure to go at night
Me first plz
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