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Pope expresses support for detained fishermen in LibyaPope Francis expressed support on Sunday for 18 fishermen held in Libya, weighing in on a standoff between Italy and the administration of Khalifa Haftar, one of the North African country's two rival leaders. APPLE AND ANDROID CHARGE STATION !! DON'T MISS THAT !! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ good Pope supports globalism. He doesn't represent Christianity.
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Pope Maintains Divine Buzz By Microdosing Eucharist Throughout DayVATICAN CITY—Revealing that the practice helped him reach a state of sanctifying grace, Pope Francis confirmed Friday that he maintains a divine buzz by microdosing the Holy Eucharist throughout the day. “I’ve started to feel way more connected to the Heavenly Father ever since I started consuming a few crumbs of communion wafer every few hours,” said the pontiff, explaining how taking a 10-microgram dose of diluted liquid Holy Supper on regular intervals has made it much easier to compose epistles, lead his flock, and serve as a witness to his faith. “I figured I’d try it out after hearing how a bunch of high-powered, successful clergy members did it, and it’s been great. Ingesting small amounts of consecrated substances have worked wonders for my piousness. I mean, just yesterday I blessed, like, 500 parishioners and I wasn’t tired at all.” At press time, a completely nude Pope Francis, who had accidentally taken too much Eucharist, stormed into a meeting of cardinals screaming about demons crawling under his skin.\n Stonerriffic Inane. Pitiful. How is this funny to you?
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Pope removes Polish bishop accused of sex abuse cover-upPope Francis permanently removes a Polish bishop who was kicked out of his diocese a few months ago pending a Vatican investigation into allegations he covered up cases of sexual abuse by his priests. About time! But not turned in to the police. This is all PR bullshit. And the AP says “kicked out” and “removed” and “accepted resignation”. Where is the “turned evidence and the bishop over to Polish authorities”? Imagine if a person in a secular job were trying to cover up the rape of children... Shameful beyond words.
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Get a closer look at the gay Saoirse Ronan movieThe queer cinema gods have blessed us with another trailer for Francis Lee’s ‘Ammonite’. give lesbians electricity!!
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COVID-19 case confirmed in pope's Vatican residenceA man living in the same Vatican residence as Pope Francis has tested positive for COVID-19 and gone into isolation, the Vatican said on Saturday. What is Samuel L Jackson doing there? Well it’s not surprising when they side with the CCP over money! Perhaps if the Pope denounced Xi Xinping’s horrible human rights atrocities let alone unleashing the virus, God would gladly step in
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Trump Blessed at Las Vegas Church, Pastor Says God Told Her He'll Win ElectionThe latest act of Trump worshipping the Lord was about as strange as you might expect. Thanks TRUMP 2020 🚂 🇺🇸 He finally went inside a church
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