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The Official Rolling Stone Debate Drinking Game, Part III

.@mtaibbi's official 'Rolling Stone' debate drinking game, part III

12.9.2019

.mtaibbi's official ' Rolling Stone ' debate drinking game, part III

A how-to guide for making tonight as damaging for your liver as it will be for your brain

rounds both resulted in hangovers so violent that rule adjustments are clearly warranted. Phrases like “existential threat” and “this is not who we are” were used so often that anyone playing with actual shots of hard liquor would probably have died within fifteen minutes of airtime. Because of this, and the luxury of a more narrowed field, I’m trimming the rules even more, for the most part confining drinks to specific candidates saying specific things. Players are of course free to take despair shots at their leisure. To play, drink EVERY TIME : ABC or Univision deploys a sports cliché during some part of its debate broadcast. Double shot for any ripoff of Monday Night Football’s Warren mentions “corruption.” Klobuchar uses a folksy aphorism. A moderator asks Sanders a jerky question whose subtext is, “Aren’t you really a cranky old socialist menace who can’t do math?” Buttigieg tells a story that “incidentally” underscores how young he is. Someone makes gratuitous use profanity. Make it a double if it’s Beto O’Rourke. Yang comes through on his promise to commit a “big” surprise act at the debate. Triple-shot if he twerks. Biden fails to make sense. Biden says something offensive. Read more: Rolling Stone

mtaibbi Shit! I JUST saw this. I suffered through that awful debate stone cold sober. (I’ll double up next time.) mtaibbi Id rather not watch. Unless the economy tanks before next November, the Democrats will blow it and Trump will win or be close enough that he will refuse to leave office claiming the democrats cheated by using fake news and Russian help.

mtaibbi For accuracys sake... we need mtaibbi to give us an official count of how many shots should have been taken during the debate.... I am dvring the debate and plan to destroy my liver on Saturday. mtaibbi You need to have a rule: There must be one sober 'spotter' for every 5 people playing to prevent alcohol poisoning.

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