Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a man ditching friend dates at Whole Foods to go have threesomes: 29, digital marketing, single, Sunset Park.8:45 a.m. I stop by my co-worker’s desk to catch up on the weekend. She gives me her standard response about cooking, cleaning, and chilling, and I do the same. I omit the part about spending Saturday night cruising guys at a sex shop in an effort to maintain some professionalism, which makes me feel like I’m living a double life.
10:00 p.m. Finally back home. I’m revved up from class, so I respond to a few messages on Tinder. I’ve made a new profile four times in the past three years and I’m still single, but I’ve made a few meaningful connections so I always hope it’ll lead to something.1:00 p.m. At the office in a team meeting discussing a few projects on the horizon when my boss suddenly announces that his family is adopting a new puppy.
7:15 p.m. I breathe in the familiar smells of urine and garbage on the train and head back to Brooklyn. Time for an edible and lights out by 10.12:15 p.m. On my third cold brew of the day when I get a text from Nick, the 21-year-old I hook up with sometimes. He says he misses seeing me, which makes me a little emotional, and we make plans to hang out later tonight.
8:15 p.m. Afterward, we lie in bed spooning for a while with an old horror movie on the TV. Eventually, I tell Nick I have to go and as I’m leaving he mentions he recently started an OnlyFans page and asks if I’d be down to film a video of us fucking for it. Something to consider if my dating life doesn’t pan out, I guess?9:15 a.m. I work from home on Thursdays , so I wake up late, make coffee, and jerk off — standard behavior for what I consider to be a day off.
2:00 p.m. The three of us blow each other and Jason lets out this over-the-top moan when he comes, which is equal parts funny, hot, and endearing. We clean up one by one and make small talk for a few minutes before it’s time to go. 10:30 p.m. There are lots of gay guys here, which is great, but a little overwhelming. I grab a drink and quickly start talking to a handsome guy with dark features and darker circles under his eyes that make it look like he hasn’t slept in a few days. He introduces himself as Brian and offers to get me another drink.
dang ...... what was i doing wrong at Columbia B School that i wasn't in on all the 3-some action ? never had a hot looking high school teacher seduce me either ......
Dont be silly, looking at my sex life or lack there of if I had the choice to indulge in lots of fucking, sucking and licking instead of feeling like an undesirable person.. I'd choose the first.. go for it if you enjoy it and what not...
RationalMale
This is like a bad Penthouse Forum submission. D-
Yawn
The ultimate humblebrag 😂
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