Texan Man Outfits Face Mask With Exhaust Pipe To Roll Coal

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Cowboys rule!

Svrinee

codthefisherman sup_imtwittin

Alternate Headline: Marlboro Man, 2020

On the positive side, they’re filter tipped.

This probably happened

joshd00dz YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ojalá ponga su boca en el caño d escape que trague todo el humo y muera rápido hahahaha

suck it cowboy!

Was wondering how they were gonna own the libs again, thanks onion

I mean, its possible

Funny

dcarterruff

Hell yeah. Own those libs.

CehBeachActual You’ve got to admit that it looks pretty metal.

Oh onion. Always spot on satire.

That makes a hole in the mask! Wear proper masks or you will get the fake virus!

Anything that actually gets him to wear one

You just have to roll coal

I couldnt find this on amazon or etsy

I grew up in Texas, have lived here for 30+ years, and I have no idea what this means

circlingbackpod DCheverere dcarterruff WilldeFries

And another chest thumper shows his ignorance 🤨

Then he has to flee his home due to extreme weather caused by anthropogenic climate breakdown. Blames it on foreigners

That is American Greatness ! You won’t see that in China !

As he should

I followed this account because I like onions

Huh

He needs truck nut earrings to complete the look.

ROOOOOOOOLL COAAAAAAAAL

Only one exhaust pipe and not two? Come on Onion, one to the other side as well, with a ram scoop for air intake.

Marlborough man 2.0

delBoogah

As a Texan I see that shit far too often.

Choo choo, Texas style! 🚂

Wonder what he's compensating for? 🤔

420

That's the safest way to destroy the environment

The Onion Stinks.

2 birds with one stone: he is proctecting his health and destroying the Earth

LoL. Awesome

Then only backs through doorways for some reason.

The exhaust fumes kill COVID. It's science.

Rollin' 'Rona

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