Teen Could Go For A Big Huff Of Something Right Now

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It has to be us!

...these kids have no future... sorry... but...

How about some ether?

😂😂

I believe the children are our future

Kittens

Me too, teen, me too

It's not what you think, he's old school.

same tbh

The way the world is going right now, we all coulduse one.

Farts. It's farts, isn't it?

Helium.

is it academia?

Hopefully somebody farts near Him

He's not the only one, kid thinks he's special

Paint and glue. Sweet dreams

Same

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