With no ozone to highten the pressure of the atmosphere, and the ice evaporating, not just turning into water, hydrogen and oxigen would form a very flammable gas; so this is not as far fetched as I would like it to.
Ban fire.
I’ll be sure to watch out
At first I thought those were pumpkin spice caps.
Malachi 4:1 ESV / 72 helpful votes “For behold, the day is coming, burning like an oven, when all the arrogant and all evildoers will be stubble. The day that is coming shall set them ablaze, says the Lord of hosts, so that it will leave them neither root nor branch.
This could explain my frozen chicken spontaneously combusting in my freezer.
Oh man.
with a frozen equator to boot
In a related story, the North Pole is now located in California.
Mr Stay Puft is displeased.
Abolish ice
Excellent news! This should hopefully restore the critically endangered fire bear population
*Battle Royale intensifies*
LMAO
Funnily enough, this is actually a knock on effect of Global Embarrassment.
Sweet! Everything looks cooler AND moves faster with flames.
BREAKING: Koch Institute claim fire caps a fraud perpetrated by ice lobby.
Mmmmm ..... roasted polar bear.
Great for wallpaper
Accurate Assessment
We should use the oceans to put them out
Onion funded by Soros
TimFVB
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