Single Woman Would Love To Hear Them Call Her Lonely Now That She Has Basil Plant

Tttruuuutttthhh

If the plant survives, she will graduate to 'cat.' 😊

Only until the plant dies

Eggs are almost gone sweetheart, the train of life is departing from the station

Wouldn't mind poking around in her garden.

Basil is like a gateway drug. First you get basil, then you need to grow tomatoes, then you have to buy a cow to make mozzarella. Bruschetta is the downfall of modern man.

Wait 'til she starts to takes picture of it in her salad and puts the pictures on Instagram.

She’s doing herb best.

My basil plant left me sigh

Copypasta! BreakingBad bb301

Bitch is two timing with the bloody chives!

'If only there were a way to make fun of lonely women who act like they aren't... What? Yes I have been getting rejected recently, why do you ask?'

She's cute

She’s two fur babies away from being perfectly content.

At least her wine-drunk conversations will provide the plant with plenty of CO2

Wow now I feel seen. But in my case it’s two plants.

Have plant, will travel.

I love plant.

My basil plants dead

Laugh all you want people….. It’s a better choice than CATS !!!!

I hope that plant treats you good girl!!!

Now I know that herbs not only add flavor to life, but companionship as well. Set the table for two, please!

Frankly, a basil plant is probably better company than most of us men. Smells better as well.

i can save her

Too damn real, as usual. 😜

Women aren’t lonely when they are alone. Basil or no basil.

I just threw away my basil plant

It’s only a matter of Thyme

When she picks off the leaves for cooking, does she apologize for hurting it?

Fine.

where are the cats ?

Better trim that down come date night.

Idk, she looks lonely… 🌚

But does the basil plant have a name?

cilantro is also now part of our throuple thankyouverymuch

I see her 1 basil plant and raise her 3 aloe vera plants

I'm gonna swap that basil plant out for a nightshade plant

I would yeet that basil in half🌿

monedita_deoro_ 👀

But at least her lonely friends call her a “queen”

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