Single Woman Getting All Dolled Up To Watch Room Full Of People Make Out This New Year’s Eve

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BROOKLYN, NY—Wearing a brand-new dress while carefully applying her makeup for the evening, local single woman Kelly Duval was reportedly getting all dolled up Sunday to watch a room full of people make out this New Year’s Eve. According to sources, Duval was going to great lengths to create big, bouncy curls in her hair to complement the bright, flirty red lipstick she was wearing so she’d look just perfect while observing happy couples embracing each other at the stroke of midnight. Knowing that she’d be standing off to the side and checking her phone as people all around her kissed someone special, Duval reportedly tried on three different pairs of shoes before settling on a comfortable but sexy black kitten heel. At press time, Duval had put on a gold braided choker and completed the perfect outfit for leaving the party early because she couldn’t bear to watch.

 

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Ain't it the truth?

Ouch this one hurt

and not interested in any of them

That bowl of chips isn't going to eat itself, sunshine.

theIesbianqueen How dare you retweet this picture or me

🤣🤣🤣

..I'll be at the bar

Not ME, man. I HAVE CATS!!

Felt like a muppet

I'm not in this tweet anymore, but boy have I been

KatTimpf

Low hanging fruit....

All the lonely people should get together and fuck😁 HappyNewYear

irungu_ 😱

Ouch dude ouch

Tfw you just did your make up 2 minutes ago for this exact purpose

This is what lonely, 30 something leftist women look like on NYE. But at least they have cats. And ice cream. And The Onion to make them laugh through mind numbing loneliness.

wearing this for the occasion

Man stares longingly at same women convinced next year he will have the courage to bump into her on the way to the bathroom.

Yea me too hun..

Oh god before I was married this was absolutely me!

ZachkRm250 omg too funny

at least her makeup will stay intact. it’s the small victories.

Why you so loud though?

Me, except I hid in my room. Sneak 100.

Excuse me?

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